A friend, relative, or hitchhiker that you give a ride to after the 6th, will introduce you to the stress relieving joy that is 'Screaming At The Top Of Your Voice While Motoring At Speed Or Slowly With The Windows Down In Lightly Populated Areas'. The trick is to avoid closing your eyes while shouting, especially if you are driving.

You have never liked accepting half measures, but, this month, you are left with no choice when a dwarf, or person standing on his knees, waits upon your table in a restaurant or roadside eatery.

Greet disappointments with a somnambulant frown on the 17th as Neptune has a much better August and September in prospect especially if you are partial to lemons or prunes.