life is about to take on elements of a prison escape movie this month, including
spotlights being shone on you from a great height.
wearing black and white stripes throughout the month and politely decline invitations
to dress as a Zebra or Bumble Bee until well into dusk after the 18th.
cup of tea you brew on the 8th will be influenced by a storm on Saturn's near
side, with a 5% greater than normal chance of a spill or lip burn. An oversized
crunchy cookie is well starred with dunking the preferred course of action.
overweight woman will park her car in an awkward position which may only be ultimately
resolvable by hearty laughter and pain control tablets.