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AWARDS

Congratulated by the Slurping Honey Bears of Sydney

Given the freedom of the city for all cities that start with the letter A across the globe, from the Freedom Givers Fellowship of Dublin, Pint of Guinness Branch

Offered a Ceremonial Whisky by the Pubs Taverners and Victuallers In the Stars Association, Basingstoke

Made a Fellow of the Angry American's Who Voted for George W Bush

Offering Multidenominational horoscope gazing since 1961

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