The months of training for your boy band performance at the company Christmas party will pay off handsomely this month. Whilst a talent scout will (accidentally) see your performance, he will not deem it sufficient for any recording deals, although the office assistant who videoed it will make a fortune from TV blooper shows when your boss dances like Travolta.

In an evening stroll to 'get a breath of fresh air' you will notice what you believe to be a brand new constellation - do not phone your local newspaper to tell them about it when drunk.