You have finally decided that you are going to read a book. Whilst we would advise that you try to delay this until January, nobody can tell you anything when Jupiter conjuncts with Neptune like this... Find a book with no more than 200 pages to start with (don't even think about Dostoyevsky yet - you will only get to page 17 anyway.) If you choose to get a book from the library, ensure there is no chewing gum between pages 115-116 as this section will be crucial to the plot.

A small furry mammal will have babies in your cellar this month. Supply them with milk in saucers by all means, but refrain from naming them with Jesus-ey Christmas-type names as you will regret this around the Easter culling season.