Gemini - December 2006 - Funny Horoscope

Your creative juices have never been more flowing. After last month's dabble in song writing, this month you will invent a Christmas decoration using egg cartons and hair from your pet bunny rabbit. This will, over the next twenty years, become a standard part of Christmas celebrations in the Southern United States, and particularly in homes where bunny rabbits are openly worshipped.

Whilst inflating a balloon this month you will suddenly remember something important and run from the room, forgetting that the balloon is still in your mouth. It's such a shame that car crash bags have already been invented or you could have made a fortune from your forthcoming discovery.

 

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