Capricorn - December 2006 - Funny Horoscope

Congratulations! This month you are set to win a course of 20 'How to line dance' lessons.

Bad Luck! It is essential you prepare 20 excuses for not turning up to any of these lessons as you risk an 80% chance of losing your hard won street credibility with your ill-fitting cowboy outfit and boots...

Your local newspaper will run a competition on 18th which you will also win. Your luck really is in this month, make the most of it, 2007 will not be so kind...

 

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