You will attempt to serenade a loved one in the style of Frank Sinatra in his rat pack years this month. Ensure you learn all the words to either I get a kick out of you, The lady is a Tramp or The pig goes oink, the cow goes moo and the bell goes ding-a-ling.

Nothing can prepare you for a nasty conjunction between Pluto and Neptune this month; avoid levitation on the 14th.

NEW YEAR: An old acquaintance will mistakenly imply you are a trollop on 31st. Punch them squarely on the nose with your right fist without warning.