Aquarius - December 2006 - Funny Horoscope

On taking a bath around the 9th a spider will land on your midriff and make its way, toyingly, to your neck using the styling of a James Bond movie.

Time Magazine will phone you on the 29th asking for your permission to be put into their draw for reader of the year. Accept this offer and then cancel your subscription.

 

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