August 2006 - Funny Horoscope

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AWARDS

Official Greece 2004 Olympic Funny Horoscopes

Asked to Dance by the Wall Flower Horoscopes Alliance of Kentucky

Awarded first prize in a comedy horoscope polygraph test, March 2006

Kissed by the Foolish Bare Footed Horoscope League in Sydney Harbour July 3, 2006

Declared Accurate by the Annual Parisian Cyber Dancers

Smiled on by fate in the Fate Olympics 1975-2006

Certified a Nocturnal Bear July 2006

 

Sharing the Olympic ideal over many beers since 34 BC.

 

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