Oversized comedy hats are your preferred head attire this month, especially those with arms and hammers comically poking out from the sides.

Beware spinning bow ties around the 6th as Saturn determinedly borks neckwear in those of your star sign and those standing nearby.

Your month will be peppered with impromptu Olympic related sports from the combat family. Be prepared for judo and wrestling related incidents to kick off unexpectedly in supermarkets and car parks - ensure you wear an unripable top on the 16th as you are at risk of being involved in a Hollywood Hogan type incident.

Attempts to set the agenda with young children on any beach trip will fail miserably unless inflatable balls larger than their height are introduced at some point. For an added comedy moment, get them to carry the ball back to the car.