Taurus - August 2006 - Funny Horoscope

Oversized comedy hats are your preferred head attire this month, especially those with arms and hammers comically poking out from the sides.

Beware spinning bow ties around the 6th as Saturn determinedly borks neckwear in those of your star sign and those standing nearby.

Your month will be peppered with impromptu Olympic related sports from the combat family. Be prepared for judo and wrestling related incidents to kick off unexpectedly in supermarkets and car parks - ensure you wear an unripable top on the 16th as you are at risk of being involved in a Hollywood Hogan type incident.

Attempts to set the agenda with young children on any beach trip will fail miserably unless inflatable balls larger than their height are introduced at some point. For an added comedy moment, get them to carry the ball back to the car.

 

This feature is brought to you by theVoiceofReason.com

© theVoiceofReason.com 2000 onwards
 
Other Horoscopes for this month
Mar 20 - Apr 19
Apr 20 - May 19
May 20 - Jun 20
Jun 21 - Jul 21
Jul 22 - Aug 22
Aug 23 - Sept 21
Sept 22 - Oct 22
Oct 23 - Nov 21
Nov 22 - Dec 21
Dec 22 - Jan 19
Jan 20 - Feb 17
Feb 18 - Mar 19