comedy hats are your preferred head attire this month, especially those with arms
and hammers comically poking out from the sides.
spinning bow ties around the 6th as Saturn determinedly borks neckwear in those
of your star sign and those standing nearby.
month will be peppered with impromptu Olympic related sports from the combat family.
Be prepared for judo and wrestling related incidents to kick off unexpectedly
in supermarkets and car parks - ensure you wear an unripable top on the 16th as
you are at risk of being involved in a Hollywood Hogan type incident.
to set the agenda with young children on any beach trip will fail miserably unless
inflatable balls larger than their height are introduced at some point. For an
added comedy moment, get them to carry the ball back to the car.