aliens will continue to make sporadic entries into your consciousness unless effective
measures are taken to eliminate them with aluminum or silver foil. Be especially
on your guard against alien-inspired middle management in all of its forms. Also,
refuse to buy tickets for the cinema from anyone under the age of 20 until at
least the lunar eclipse on Saturn's East side passes after the 19th.
lucky sport this month will be synchronized swimming, especially favoring the
back stroke. For those who can't swim, ensure you put any buoyancy aides in the
chest region to emphasis the size of your breasts if you are a lady, or lower
down if you are a man.
not hesitate to slap down a noisy dog in any dispute over bones.