Sagittarius - August 2006 - Funny Horoscope

A challenge to arm wrestle in the open air will present itself in a bizarre deer related incident at 9:30am on the 17th.

Running will be your lucky sport throughout the month as you evaluate a new time management system inspired by a Saturn influenced Human Resources department.

Eating potatoes and rice, but not the noodles to which you have become fond, will prove problematic at times. This is due to Neptune's growing influence on potato crops and paddy fields in your area.

A small baby tortoise is determined to bring you down this month, especially in any lettuce related dispute.

 

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