A recurring dream in which you run, naked, down to the shops to buy a pint of milk in the middle of the night, is set to become more frequent this month. Attempts to analyze this dream using standard Freudian analysis are doomed to failure, but never fear: the planet's have an explanation which we will tell you about next month when your charts have come back from the factory.

This month your lucky sport will be 'dressing for the event'. Take care to dress carefully into athletic gear before sitting in front of the television to watch your favorite soap or sporting event.

Your preferred TV meals are those which require over 5 minutes of microwaving.