Instant meals in plastic containers, mostly requiring the addition of boiled water, are set to make this month zing with artificial flavorings. Favor meals in pots with promises of brown-meat tastes and rich tomato sauces in all of their many shades of red.

Your lucky sport this month will be throwing things.

Anger towards inanimate objects will grow exponentially throughout the month as Saturn influences the operation of computer peripherals and telephone equipment.

Your life is about to take on all the trappings of a spy movie, including yachts. Trust nobody, especially parrots.