A big red spot resembling, in some ways, that of Saturn (but, thankfully, not in scale) will appear on the end of your nose on the 7th. Apply creams in a clockwise direction until midday on the 7th and then alternate with counter clockwise until the 18th, until the spot either disappears or bursts.

A doodle you create absent mindedly, during a moment of mind-blowing boredom, will be seen by a graphic designer and turned into a multi-million dollar advertising campaign in due course. Keep your doodles safe and start saving up now for expensive legal representation, or maybe start reading books on intellectual copyright law.

This month your lucky sport will be making people run about after you have shot a gun in the air.