Gemini - August 2006 - Funny Horoscope

Your month will overflow with influences from the Gods, especially those Greek ones with beards. As a result, everything will take on a competitive element with the likelihood that all contests will become completely nude at some point.

Whilst Zeus is clearly a figment of ancient myth, Venus continues to watch your every move. Offer sacrifices of three day old bread, milk past its sell by date and blue cheese, to secure the planet's benevolence.

You will be tempted to wear flowers in your hair at times. This urge should be fully embraced after 10pm on the 17th when Mars' trajectory finally passes Uranus.

 

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