Capricorn - August 2006 - Funny Horoscope

Neptune continues to cast its considerable clout over short people throughout the month, so best to look carefully where you are stepping.

(Short people have a particular dislike of Capricorn for historical reasons and there is not much you will be able to achieve to placate this group that other Capricorn's have tried and failed to do in the past.)

This month your lucky sporting activity will be sweating profusely.

Greet guide dogs for the blind by pressing your nose firmly against theirs. Avoid the offering of choco drops as there is a risk that the dog could become over excitable.

 

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