Cancer - August 2006 - Funny Horoscope

A man dressed in purple with a pointy hat, a white rabbit or, maybe, just an escaped circus animal, is set to make this month zing in a Harry Potter kind of way. Enjoy the magical powers bestowed on you by a rare flummox between Pluto and Mars.

This month your lucky sport will be pole vaulting in all of its forms and scales (including, surprisingly, cleaning your ears with those cotton buddies / Q-Tips thingies).

A book with a black and blue cover is set to answer a question that you have been asking for months. Use the answer wisely then destroy the book with fire.

Bagels and iced donuts are your favored bakery goods this month.

 

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