Aquarius - August 2006 - Funny Horoscope

Furry animals partial to banana and guava fruit will make a painful compromise bearable this month.

Your lucky sport this month will be the hop, skip and jump, not necessarily in that order.

The charts suggest that everything is going superbly well in your life at the moment. Generally when this happens people are less likely to seek reassurance from horoscopes, so we won't waste any more of our valuable time on you this month.

However, avoid dental hygienists called Tracy at all costs.

 

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