Vin Diesel (Xander Cage - he has XXX tattooed on his neck) plays a brilliant extreme sports master with an attitude, who is approached by the NSA to work for them as a secret agent (or we'll put you in jail 'big tatty boy').

"Vin Diesel once again reprises his big chested good-baddy image, this time a secret agent with attitude and tattoos all over and a voice so low it could graze your knees."

"I have always wanted to fire a tranquilizer dart since Daktari was on television in the 1970's. But in this movie, the lion in question is our Vin. Thank goodness he has all that muscle or they could have broken something."

"The diner scene reminded me of a dream I once had involving prunes, cream and a small sprout, would you like me to continue? It wasn't pretty."

"A Hitchcockian masterpiece but without the big gut."

"Prague is one of my most favorite cities in the world. An architectural triumph enhanced by explodey bullets."

"The world is a much safer place with people like Xander Cage on our screens. Bravisimo quinticento OOeee!"

"And according to the DVD commentary Vin Diesel doesn't actually have any tattoos at all..."

Xander Cage infiltrates the baddies in Prague who are keen to set off a weapon of mass destruction. But do not fear, folks, our Xander either blows up, shoots or punches to death anyone who stands in his way, whilst doing 'the superman' on his motorcycle.