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Texas
ChainSaw Massacre (1974)
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Short
plot summary |
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Group
of 'pesky kids' (Sally Hardesty (Marilyn Burns),
Jerry (Allen Danziger), Franklin Hardesty
(Paul A. Partain), Kirk , (William
Vail), Pam (Teri McMinn)) who
are out in their "Scoob mobile", seem doomed to decapitation
due to circumstances beyond their control. Seems shmeeems babes!
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What
our panel of critics thought |
"Has
all of the enjoyment of a snuff movie crossed with Scooby Doo, but
without the dog! And hey kids: Willma is a guy! A slasher from hell
triumph!"
"A
horribly vicious movie of senseless killing in old out of the way
houses. Nice weather though."
"It
reminded me of that old Smith's track - 'Girlfriend in a freezer,
I know, I know, it's serious'. Morrisey is such a joy after movies
like these."
"A
triumph of being nasty to a guy in a wheel chair! How juicily ironic!
PC this bitch!"
"If
you are one of those girls who just has to start screaming when
she hears another girl scream, it's probably best not to go to watch
this in a cinema."
"You
will never be able to look a butcher-with-an-apron-on in the eye
again!"
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Please
tell me the ending or whole plot if necessary
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Sally
runs away into the darkness (presumably the batteries have run out
of her finger sized flash light). She finds sanctuary but doesn't
realize that she has run into the home of the best friend of leather
face. Oops. Doh! Oops again!!
Then
she realizes. She grabs a knife, but doesn't recognize that the
guy is an expert at disarming people with a broom. Commotion ensues
and Sally is overpowered and put into a sack.
She
is driven to our anti-hero's place where she is tortured, but eventually
manages to escape by the classic 'jump through a window' move, popular
in movies at the time. (Luckily it wasn't strengthened glass or
she would have bounced back embarrassingly.) She runs like the wind
and eventually escapes in the back of a car.
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Quotable quotes (real) |
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"I
hope you're not too uncomfortable down there."
"Aaaaaarrrgggghhhhh
- eeee ssshhhhhhcccrrrreeaaammmm!"
"I
told you to stay away from that grave yard."
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Other comments |
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In
its time this movie caused much controversy and was widely banned.
It is a truly vicious movie with little to enjoy. This is one of
those movies to get through, to say you've seen it.
Has
none of the class of The
Exorcist, we felt the original Evil Dead was our definition
of horror, but haven't seen that recently so don't quote us on that
one...
There
is little gushy-blood and oozy-gore in this movie, however, which
is a relief, although it contains scenes which really are truly
disturbing.
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Date
of review |
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April
20, 2003
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