Studio executives summary / pitch
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| All
new Superman, with brand new up-to-date special effects, but we can still save
some money on using the old music... gonna be a smash... |
Short plot
summary |
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Brandon Routh
plays Superman, who has returned to earth after 5 years away on a journey of self-discovery...
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What our
panel of critics thought |
"The same
music? THE SAME MUSIC? I feel cheated and I want my money back.""Kevin
Spacey is a slap headed genius, and you may quote me on that my dear boy.""I
do hope the Superman curse is good to Brandon.""Whilst
it is true we have been here many times before, it is still a nice journey, but
where to from here?""Nicely
lit throughout. A triumph!""Has
Brandon Routh brought out a workout DVD to get that body? I am a smidge under
350 lbs and I just gotta get me that body. Anyone?""Superman,
you are so cruel, throwing that ball for the dog so far! Shame on you, be-caped
ball throwy bully boy!""OK.
Look. I can accept that those stupid naïve cretins in the 1940's and 1950's
(no offense intended) could be fooled by the Clark Kent putting glasses on disguise,
but not today. They both return together, they are never seen together, oh come
off it! I'm suing them for stupidity!" "A
triumph of SuperNEWman." "Has
there ever been a moment in Superman history when Superman forgets to take off
his Clark Kent glasses and fly's through the air like a bird and plane? That would
be absolutely hilarious. Anyone? Seriously though, if Lois saw him like that then
surely she would see through the disguise? No?" |
Please
tell me the ending (SPOILER).
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| Lois
Lane's kid is Superman's. |
Quotable quotes (real) |
"Like
Sea Monkeys..." "Well
I hope this experience has not put any of you off flying, it is still statistically
the safest form of travel." |
Any particularly
good marketing tie-in products I should look out for? |
Breakfast
Supercereals with Supersugar and Supercorn.Superchocolate.Book:
How To Be A Superman For Dummies |
Is there
enough yearney, it's never gonna happen, but it just might, almost-love in this
movie? |
The
love element is done very well and the flying through the city at night with the
romantic music in the background is excellent. Can't exactly remember the details,
but there's a moment when Lois drops something in the Newspaper office and there
is a moment of realization on Clark's face. Very very well done. |
Justify
this movie's existence in the Popcorn strand. Why is this movie not a classic?
By Veritable Cornucopia. |
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Did
comic books on the big screen start with Superman??? Superman
is a pretty easy superhero to do, just make him fly, give him a cape and off you
go. The new special effects are surely superb, however this critic was disappointed
that they used the same music. The music was originally composed for the Christopher
Reeves series, could they not have come up with something new? Brandon
Routh is fine as Superman and Clark Kent. However our comparison was never with
Christopher Reeves (I can't even watch Christopher Reeves' Superman now as I once
saw a bit of the truly abysmal Superman IV once) but it is with television Superman
Dean Cain, who was perfect. Good
as far as it got, special effects excellent, however what for Superman 2 now that
Richard Pryor is dead? |
Estimate number of deaths in this movie. |
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17
(Kevin Spacey and all his support staff). |
Other comments |
It's
nice to see Superman back, however we have been here many times before and whilst
the special effects are fantastic and Kevin Spacey is particularly superb, we
wonder where do we go from here? |
Date
of review |
January
17, 2007 |