Studio executives summary / pitch
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| Spectacular
special effects at the end, and mask pulling off fun throughout. Oh, and Tom has
agreed to wear his white vest... |
Short plot
summary |
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Ethan Hunt (Tom
Cruise) is the only guy left in his team when a mission seemingly goes wrong...
and crinkly Jim Phelps (John Voight) may not be all that he appears to be... |
What our
panel of critics thought |
"Sort of
like James Bond but without the yachts.""It
goes from plot point to plot point - damn the expense! - and then excels itself
at the end.""The
stunts reminded me of spider-man but thankfully without any of the spotty teen
angst.""A
mask pulling-off triumph of dastardly double switching and then working out who
is double crossing who. Or should that be whom? Nobody tells me nothing.""If
you do not succeed in this mission the department will deny everything - why bother?
Stay in bed fella!""I
have never traveled on the EuroTunnel (Chunnel), is it always this exciting?""Thank
goodness that super secure computer had a standard floppy disk drive attached
on which to download all the super secret safe data on to." |
Please
tell me the ending or whole plot if necessary
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| Jim
Phelps
(John Voight) fakes his own death early on, but then decides to spook our hero,
Ethan, in London's Liverpool Street Station. They have coffee in a cafe together
on the station (yes, folks, it's still open at 11:35pm, how likely is that?) Ethan
has genius-ly managed to track down Max (Vanessa Redgrave) who is in the market
for the top secret information that can only be stolen from a super secret safe
computer (thankfully it's in a room with a pretty dodgy ventilation system with
rats in it). The
standard floppy disk is delivered under her seat on the TGV London to Paris Chunnel
but it is prevented from being downloaded by Ethan's buddy. A chase then starts
with Ethan managing to stop Jim's escape in a helicopter from the top of the Chunnel
Train by latching the helicopter to the train, and it's about to go into the tunnel...
And then it goes into the tunnel... Ooopy oops... After
a short while where it looks like the helicopter has managed to stay in one piece,
it explodes into a ball of flame. Ethan lives happily until the next movie. |
Computer screen dumps from this movie |
SYSTEM
FAILURE NOTICE (flashing) and DOWNLOADING
TOP SECRET INFORMATION NOW |
What snack
should I eat/drink while watching this movie? |
Train
station coffee in cup. |
If I were
to watch this at home how best should I sit? |
| In
the about to run to a public telephone box at any moment, even though the laptop
looks pretty nifty with full motion video, whow weeee... |
Is there
enough licky love in this film? |
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Some facial
cheek to facial cheek closeness on Prague dock sides, slight mist coming in...
all very romantic... until the killing starts... |
Honestly now, is this storyline realistic in the slightest? |
| Everything
is completely realistic apart from the bit where he guesses Max's e-mail address
by looking in the bible. The e-mail address isn't even a real e-mail address,
but it still gets through... |
Does this
film stand up to rigorous reality testing? |
Our
hero has a keenness for using public telephones, clearly for dramatic effect.
In this cellular phone world this seems a little strange to us (product placement?) |
Could
you work out while watching this movie?
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| Tom
wears the inevitable white vest at times, but clearly hasn't been pumping the
iron for this outing (a general disappointment for fans looking for upper arm
muscle definition). However, the pec deck has clearly been visited, as has the
rowing machine. |
Would
your pets enjoy this movie?
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| Dogs
have always romanticized about going for a walk on the top of a moving train and
will yelp and salivate throughout this impressive scene - yes, it really does
look as if Cruise and Voight are up there... Cats
are a little suspicious of humans who are as acrobatic as (what they see as) their
feline masters and may fake vomit throws at times, especially when on the top
of tall furniture. Tropical
fish may play peekaboo throughout. |
What
can I take from this movie to make me a better person? |
| Never
trust anyone. |
Other comments
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A serial actioner.
It's all totally unlikely, however the special effects at the end are stunningly
superb and make up for the slower bits early on. |
Date
of review |
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