macho mayhem as oil riggers are sent into space to drill into an
asteroid which is pinging its way towards earth. Their aim is to
drill down into the rock, put explosives down the hole, and then
blow it up before it hits us....
our panel of critics thought
movie is a close encounter of the dumb kind."
Independence Day use that same library footage of all those people
all over the world looking up into the skies? I want my money back."
low can dumbed down movies go? Not this low surely?"
has always been my ambition to go into space to kill myself in order
that the whole world could be saved. A triumph from Mr Willis who
looks as if he is about to laugh outrageously as soon as the camera
know, I know. I am told that this is how football players bond.
All I'm saying is - this isn't how the debating society did it."
of shouting. Even more grabbing each other and throwing each other
whilst still shouting at them. I can't wait to get back to the relative
sanity of the WWE ring."
off, please tell me how it ends. On second thoughts don't bother
I need to pee for the next hour."
don't stay! Damn, that's a waste of a perfectly good A-List actor."
tell me the ending
earth is saved - this leads to a hug fest throughout the world.
(Then, soon after, we presume the suicide bombings start up again.)
Bruce Willis character dies along with a few of the other more annoying
characters. Don't fear kids: Ben Affleck lives on for the sequel.
for the hills - this is a painfully testosterone fueled super dumb
outing for all the family. Nothing makes any sense whatsoever.