a small passenger plane, Bond punches man in sunglasses, throws
him out of plane, then gets thrown out of plane without a parachute...
catches up with the guy thrown out before him, gets his parachute,
then Jaws (from previous movie The Spy Who Loved Me) comes to attack
in similar way. But Jaws fails to get Bond's parachute and falls
into circus big top which then collapses...
space shuttle, on loan from NASA, goes missing in California desert.
Bond goes to Drax Corporation to investigate.
to Venice - Bond finds the words 'Venn Glass' on piece of paper
so he goes into Venini Glass. Bond finds a laboratory which is dealing
with lethal gases, but, when Bond takes his bosses to show them,
everything has gone and Drax is there to greet them. Eeeek.
to Rio. Drax is freighting stuff out of there - cue cable car fight
and his accomplice (Holly Goodhead - (Yea baby, yea!)) are caught
and are put in the flamey path of the Space Shuttle rockets - The
Space Shuttle blasts off into space, driven by Drax, but our heroes
have escaped in time.... Cut to them chasing in another space shuttle
going to space station...!
tell me the ending.
is trying to build a master race in space. Our heroes stop him.
Jaws now happy with girlfriend, helps them escape in another Space
our panel of critics thought
movie was awful. I had to get my TV set cleaned for grease after
has a bad-guy wearing sunglasses been better bested by a British
secret service agent on the big screen, and yet his sunglasses did
not break. A triumph of sunglass-jujitsu."
had I got a piece of paper with Venn glass on I would not bother
going into Venini Glass as they are spelt differently (I certainly
wouldn't have gone to Venice to go to the shop) is this why I am
not a secret service agent?"
boat chase, this time in Venice. Sigh..."
far the most unlikely Bond for a while. A series of spectacular
fights and altercations, none of which make much sense if you think
that's what a President's Suite looks like... Tell me, do Motel
6 do one of those? I'd like to try it on my modest budget at least
once before I die.
Greasey Quotable quotes (real)
assistant: "Could I interest you in something?"
"I'm tempted to say yes immediately, but I had better look
of the worst Bond movies. A truly irritating, greasy, Bond, and
a story which does not make any sense (where did they get that other
Space Shuttle from to go chase Drax)? One to avoid.