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"Nobody
wears a cowboy hat like a Woody!" "A
veritable cornucopia of toys from ones nephews youth coming back to haunt the
'little people'. One never had Operation, or played Mouse Trap oneself, but all
these and more exist side by side in a complex interwoven tapestry of youthful
merchandiseal memory. Anyone fancy a game of Operation? - I've just put in some
extra strong batteries." "Not
until Stand By Me did we have to endure such boy thing crap. If I had my way I
would get all mens cocks surgically removed from age 9. Call me a feminist fundamentalist
extremist if you want." "Oh,
how rude! Mr Lightyear, I have never been more offended in all my life. Have you
been circumcised?" "I
am so glad Mr Lightyear was pulled up by his boot straps. He was such a spunky
fellow." "Spiteful,
nasty, covered in spittal. Just like my childhood, perfect." "I
hope that kid who destroys toys gets his own spin off - the only true fond memory
of the whole movie for me." "That
nasty kid went down a storm in the juvenile delinquent center I teach piano lessons
at." "I
preferred the desklight and ball Pixar animation to this shit." "The
amount of computer power required to render this animation is enough to come up
with a cure for cancer if we knew how to program the computer to do that in the
first place. When you think of it that way, this movie sucks. " "Oh,
when Toy Story came out, it took three hours to start the screen saver on my computer.
A joy, a wonder, thank God my computer was upgraded soon after so I could do some
work again." "I
wonder if, in fifty years time, we will remember this movie. Will it, one day,
look like one of those early Laurel and Hardy masterpieces? or possibly like that
industrial movie of life down the mines? You can never tell." "I
do hope children, or drug takers, do not think they can fly after watching this
movie. If you are reading this mid-flight: Just cling on and try to fall on the
bed!" "Not
since Scooby Doo's Shaggy, has a mainstream character been so rudely named: Woody,
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