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| The
Exorcist |
Alternative Title
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| Devil Vomit Splat |
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Short plot
summary |
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12 year old girl gets possessed by devil, mayhem ensues. |
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What our
panel of critics thought |
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"Disturbing." "Messy." "Too much vomit." "Not enough vomit." "Not since late 1960's has so much vomit been on display" "Unfortunately the devil did not die choking on his vomit. This would have been good emblematic ending to 1960's debauchery." "Truly scary!" "Don't sit watching this where anyone can come up from behind to grab you, you could have a heart attack." "It made me deaf in one ear." "How can a 12 year old say these words? Will have to spend the rest of her life washing her mouth out." "I lost my voice screaming at this movie. A joy." |
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Please
tell me the ending
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Irish boxer-priest, as part of the exorcism, makes devil leave girl and into himself. He then bounces unsuccessfully from window down a large flight of hard steps to his demise. Everyone else lives happily ever after following thorough cleaning of the bedroom. |
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What
snack should I avoid eating while watching this movie? |
| Any green pesto based snacks. |
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Alternative
casting suggestions |
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Marilyn Monroe as the mother. Cary Grant as priest No2. John Wayne as Irish-Boxer-Priest No 1. Britney Spears as 12 year old possessed girl. |
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If I were
to watch this on video/DVD how best should I sit? |
| Standing up, covered with tall cushions to protect your bottom from the devil force. DO NOT SIT ON YOUR BOTTY. This movie was banned for years as it is possessed by devilish forces waiting to attack you from behind. Try to watch with a solid wall (not facing the outside) if at all possible. When watching this film you will get a feeling you are being watched from behind: do not be afraid of running like the wind in the opposite direction if this feeling becomes uncomfortable. |
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Could
this be made into a children's cartoon show?
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| Only when children's TV allows the use of the term "[f-word]ing c[word] f [word] me c-[word]ishly, faggot" |
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On screen
bloopers left in? (including continuity errors) |
| Priest number two forgets his words during the exorcism: he manages to cover this up with a sneeze. When being bitchy, the devil enveloped 12 year old mouths the words George W Bush - up your ass. This was edited in post production so that she was dubbed saying 'your mother takes it up the ass." It is not known why this line was in the original script as George W Bush was not known at the time. It has since been put down to 'just another spooky thing that happened during the production of this movie." In one of the scenes a cigarette is left in the ash tray waiting for the end of the shoot. This accounts for the increasingly be-smoked atmosphere. |
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Would this
movie win awards for performances of the f-word? |
| Yes. It is the definitive f-word movie. Never before has a 12 year old gotten away with so much in the name of movie-tertainment. |
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Other comments |
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A great film, although the outcome is rarely in doubt. Viewers might like to put the bit where the girl goes devil-balistic into a DVD loop. The bit where her head turns around is clearly animatronic in origin but the vomit is as fresh today as it was back then. Was widely banned on its theatrical release, understandably so. Viewers with heart conditions should consult their video stockist before attempting to watch this movie. |
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