Studio executives
summary / pitch
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| Thomas
Harris novel, will scare the willies out of everyone. Hannibal the Cannibal, can't
possibly miss. Pfffttschttwat, Fly fly! |
Short plot
summary |
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Buffalo Bill,
a psychopathic killer, has kidnapped a Governor's daughter and is torturing her.
Clarice Starling (Jodie Foster) is a young FBI trainee assigned to the case. Her
only hope to catch Bill is to get Dr Hannibal Lecter (another psychopath, played
by Anthony Hopkins) to tell her who/where Buffalo Bill is. |
Please
tell me the ending or whole plot if necessary |
| Hannibal
escapes, by pulling off the face off a security guard, puts that face on top of
his, then lays as dead until backup arrives. He then escapes in the ensuing commotion. He
phones Clarice at the end of the movie to tell her he will not come to get her.
"The world is a much better place with you in it," he tells her. |
What our
panel of critics thought |
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"Horribly
camp, thankfully the transvestites get it in the neck as usual." "Something
for those afraid of the dark. Brought out before we really knew much about nightvision
goggles." "An
unlikely escape if you come to think about it, but still, at the time it had us
screaming from the roof tops." "Problem
is, after this movie, Hopkins did a load of Grandfatherly roles, thus losing his
evil genius, Donald Pleasance, touch. Watch the film today and it seems somewhat
run of the mill. I couldn't help but think of Dr Evil - it made me laugh hysterically
at times, is that bad?" "Much
copied, but this is the original, Oscar winning, blood and giblets masterpiece." "The
bit where that guy masturbates and then throws his naughty juice upon our hero,
Starling? Thank goodness we didn't see his willy. There would have been a riot
in our cinema." "This
was the first time I ever saw a man do the naked 'lady walk' on the big screen.
(The squashing of ones testicles behind ones legs to make it look like you have
no genitals!) A triumph of ladyboyedness! Bravisimo! It saved me a trip to Thailand." |
What
snack should I eat while watching this movie?
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Meat
Feast Pizza with tomato sauce. |
Quotable
quotes (real) |
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"Do
you spook easily, Starling?" "The
world is a more interesting place with you in it." "Fly
fly!" "Pfffssstttcccchhhhhhhhhh!" "Quid
Pro Quo." "Love
your suit!" |
Could
a fitness/workout video be made, based on this plot? |
| A
missed opportunity for a Hannibal Lecter self defense video course... "Here's
how to defend yourself from a man in a metal face guard and straight jacket tied
to a upright trolley..." (Kick him in the balls). They could have made a
punch bag too. |
Could
a really tasteless musical be based on this movie? |
| But
of course! The songs would include: "I've got you under my skin", "Come
fly fly with me, come fly fly me to the moon", "I'm down a well, you're
up there watching, what's a girl to do?", The Buffalo Bill rap, "Indigestible
you". |
Please
explain the title Silence of the Lambs |
Starling
has a dream that Lecter analyses. After her officer father is killed when she
is 10 years old, Starling goes to live with relatives on a farm. Starling runs
away from here because she sees her relations killing lambs - she is awoken by
their screams. Lecter suggests the reason she is looking for a kidnapped girl
is to silence those lambs screaming in her head, a nightmare she has to this day....
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Justify this movie's existence in the Classic Strand, by the Voice of Reason's
very own Professor Veritable Cornucopia |
When
this movie came out it had us all hiding our faces behind our hands (or were we
really, subconsciously, holding our faces on? It is all a fear filled blur today,
I am afraid!) I
have never been able to watch a drag act in quite the same way since, and, were
the lights to go out mid-performance, I feel quite sure I would scream myself
to unconsciousness. A
horribly claustrophobically vicious movie, although the nose biting scenes are,
thankfully, not shown in detail. Not a movie you might like to watch over and
over unless you have a predilection for the deeply distressing, in which case
hopefully you are watching this in some sort of secure establishment.. Today,
with modern technology as advanced as it is, we can confidently sleep restfully
in the knowledge that these people are safely behind bars and are being watched
by security cameras 24/7, unless they haven't been caught yet, which, of course,
is another matter entirely (behind you!) Cell
phones, too, make some of the scenes less threatening, and why does Starling have
to do everything on her own? She really is a spine chilling tease... Still, one
of those movies in popular consciousness you have to see to understand popular
jokes, in particular Dr Evil. |
How horrible is this
film? Please use the Euch! scale. |
EEeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhh! |
Potentially embarrassing
spell check suggestions given us by our editing software which we avoided accepting
while compiling this review. |
Word | Suggestion | | Hannibal | Handball
| | Lecter | Elector
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Would
the scary bits make your cat jump out of your lap causing scratch marks? Would
your dog like it? Other pets?
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| Cats
are great fans of Hannibal Lecter; they may introduce new killing techniques to
their prey after seeing this movie. Probably best not to wear your furry mouse
house slippers for at least a month after they see this movie at risk of flying
fur and bad moods all round. Dogs
will run, whimpering, away, especially yappy type fluffy dogs, as seen in this
movie. This is in spite of a brief moment of excitement at the start of the movie
which holds out the prospect of a nice long run in the forest. Small,
easily crushable, singing birds way become traumatized. |
How much would you pay
for a copy of this movie in goods. |
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A
course of eye anti-crinkle cream. |
Other
comments |
Now
that we see Anthony Hopkins in a more Grandfatherly light, most of the evil horror
has dissipated. The acting is fine, and in its day it was very scary, but since
then a number of similar movies have come along and they have considerably reduced
the shock value in this movie. See also Se7en, and perhaps
American Psycho which
satirizes the genre. Thomas
Harris's novel has been well rendered for the big screen. This is a definitive
feel bad movie. If it makes you feel hungry, seek counseling. |