Studio executives summary / pitch
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| Useless-loser-dumb-muscle-head-slurry-speech-good-for-nothing,
who
can't even pour water into a beaker without spilling it,
gets chance of a lifetime. He takes it, in America's land
of punch-atunity. |
Short plot
summary |
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Apollo
Creed (played
by Carl Weathers) gives unknown Rocky the chance to fight for the World Heavyweight
Championship. Rocky Balboa is played by Sylvester Stallone. This is a life enhancing
movie of how an underachiever's luck can change in a lottery styling. |
What our
panel of critics thought |
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"This
movie contains moments of raw egg eating horror - run for the toilet!" "All
the fun of waking up to go for a run at 4 am, coupled with the delicious blues
and early morning lights of a modern city, but with none of the grunting and getting
out-of-breath-ed-ness that activity usually implies." "This
movie is for anyone who has ever had a shot at the big time and gone for it. For
everyone else, this is how it might have been..." "Where
are the Boxing accountants when you need them? If he's getting $150,000 for the
fight how come he had to train with dead meat, quite literally folks, I'm-not-kiddenya?"
"To
be quite honest, my dear, I thought Mr Stallone exhibited quite a big round flabby
ass in those jogging pants." |
Please
tell me the ending or plot overview if necessary
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| Rocky
loses on a split points decision after continual plot devices suggests he might,
just might, with one more sweaty grunt, do it... Here's to Rocky 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,
7, 8, 9.... etc. |
Justify
this movie's existence in the classic strand from
theVoiceofReason.com's Veritable Cornucopia |
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A consummate
endeavor of young washed up punkdom pinging back off the veritable ropes of Boxy-underachievment.
A triumph of winning life's lottery of punchtitude. Whilst
the whole premise of an unknown like Rocky being thrust into the spotlight is
totally, completely, and utterly preposterous, once that concept is accepted it
is a wonderful fable of self betterment, not exactly a case of grabbing at that
dream, but one of trying not to bugger it all up once it has been so luckily presented
to him. OK
he worked hard and it is all very nice for him, but essentially this movie is
about a man who wins the lottery but goes jogging a lot more and all for a purse
of $150,000, presumably a princely sum for a down beat low down back street guy
who can't even talk proper. My
favorite bit was when he kept shouting "Aaa--ddd-rrr--iiii--aaaan"!
A joy to the final bell. |
Quotable
quotes (real) |
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"Women
weaken legs." "Ad-r--i---an!" |
What
snack should I eat while watching this movie?
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| Raw
meat, tenderized with your own fists. |
Would
your cat like this movie? Would your dog like it? Other pets? |
| DO
NOT ALLOW YOUR DOG TO WATCH THIS MOVIE - there is one particular scene
in which a dog is seen running with Balboa. But even if this scene was not in
the movie, it would still not be recommended as it features long runs at 4 am
in the morning. Hide the lead in a new place. Cats
are not boxing fans as it is a common recurring nightmare to them to have boxing
gloves put on their paws. "If God gives you claws why not use them"
is basically their line of thought. Squirrels
or any other jumpy/frolicky type animals may retrieve a store of their best nuts
for this movie. |
Other comments
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| A
great movie, if a little gritty, and at least he doesn't win at the end which
is a relief. A
painfully young Stallone gives a great performance. Every emotion is covered to
budget and on time. Of course, this movie went on to spawn loads of sequels of
basically the same story with a few twists, but at the time the movie struck a
popular cord in the consciousness of a nation. One
of those inspirational go get em kid movies which spawned a whole industry. Don't
avoid this movie, it is still an all time classic. |