Studio executives summary / pitch
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| A
week in the life of everyone's favorite peeping James.
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Short plot
summary |
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A man, with
a broken leg in plaster, watches a murder unfolding in an apartment over the courtyard. |
What our
panel of critics thought |
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"Thank
goodness the script for this movie is half decent or it would be absolute shite."
"Grace
Kelly is perfect, although why did they blur her close ups so?""All
that tension and then the dog gets killed just after they close the drapes for
the one and only time in the whole movie. Bad luck guys.""Rarely
has a small yappy type dog been murdered so violently in a Hollywood movie.""If
you look closely, the dead dog is actually a small piece of carpet cut out in
the shape of a small yappy type dog with a cherry for its nose, otherwise the
movie was sensational.""I
knew he dunit all along.""Not
a whodunnit, but rather a howdedoit? or perhaps a willhegedawaywidit? Brilliant!""A
movie you could watch with your grandmother." |
Please
tell me the ending or plot details if necessary
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| James
Stewart's character cannot run when the murderer realizes what he, and his friends,
are up to and beats him up, breaking his other leg in the process. |
Quotable quotes |
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About love:
When two people meet it's like wham, two taxi's hitting. Girlfriend
to Stewart's character: "Start from the beginning: Tell me what you saw and
tell me exactly what it means." |
Justify
this movie's existence in the classic strand. From
theVoiceof Reason.com's Veritable Cornucopia |
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Oh,
Hitchcock, you master of doing it your way. We all heartily take the piss out
of you for doing it like that now, but in your time you were unique. This
is one of your better movies, and what a triumph. Hardly any action, dealing with
a disabled man in a wheel chair... It has all of the ingredients of the most boring
movie in history. However, it is one of the best, thanks to a witty script and
a pacing so rarely bettered. Don't
miss this movie if you have lived to date without seeing it, but do not watch
it too many times. |
What
snack should I eat while watching this movie? |
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Any
fish paste sandwich on white bread. |
If
I were to watch this at home how best should I sit? |
| Ensure
all the doors are unlocked in your house, so that anyone can come in at any time
to startle the living crap out of you. |
What
should I wear while watching this movie at home? |
| Late
1930's gentlemen's light suit and hat. |
Could
this be made into a children's cartoon show? |
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No,
there is not enough violence. Children will be bored. |
Could
this movie be improved with more singing/dancing?
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| Yes.
A nice duet would relieve the dark, frosty, non-sexiness of the withheld passion.
Incidentally:
A dance could have broken many taboos of its time, dealing with disabled leading
men in wheelchairs. Unfortunately, this opportunity was missed, setting back dancing
disabled leading men in wheelchairs for decades to come. |
Is there enough licky love in this film? |
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No. A few moments
of lips togetherness and blurry shots but nothing much. |
How
funny is this film? |
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A
nicely scripted effort with superb tension towards the end. The banter between
Stewart's character and the nurse is pleasing in a low purring kind of way. |
Does
this film stand up to rigorous reality testing? |
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Seems
reasonable. |
Could
you make out while watching this movie? |
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Yes.
The movie has a delicious 1950's lustiness which can be enjoyed from many positions. |
What
can I take from this movie to make me a better person? |
| Always
interfere when something seems strange. Never care about being annoying to others.
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Estimate
number of deaths in this movie. |
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1
D-list female actor, one very small yappy type dog. |
Would
your cat enjoy this movie? Would your dog like it? Other pets?
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| It
is said that dogs make pilgrimages to James Stewart's grave every night. He is
one of the most dog-like humans to ever have made it to the big screen. (Loyal,
honest, stupid, eats straight from the bowl etc) Cats
love Grace Kelly who they will attempt to worship on tall cushions; ensure anything
breakable is stored elsewhere when they do this. Geese
will be able to watch this movie time and time again, and still honk in terror
at the end. |
How much would you pay for a copy of this movie in goods? |
| A
magnum of the finest lemonade. |
Does
the film attempt technobabble? If so, does this succeed? |
| The
movie is peppered with moments of 'photographers philosophy', but no drawings
are attempted. The
break-in of the murderer's apartment is delightfully off the cuff and, when it
inevitably falls apart, there is no evidence to burn afterwards. Bravo! |
Other
comments |
| One
of those fantastic movies to watch the first couple of times, but you might end
up watching it too many times; after about the 10th time it loses something (as
opposed to Blade Runner, say, or the Godfather series.) The
dialogue is sensational and, whilst there are a few trademark Hitchcock moments,
generally the movie is not pretentious at all. James Stewart was an interesting
choice for this role: he was always difficult to date, never more so in this movie.
Apparently
the set was one of the most expensive and complicated of its time in Hollywood
history. |
Date
of review |
| September
10 , 2002 |