movie is a complete disgrace. Is this what Walt Disney has been
reduced to? A permanently drunk pirate slurring all of his words
and only about one step away from falling flat on his ass?"
stunt with the pole through Sparrow's back /clothing is the best
stunt of its type on the big screen ever, and that also includes
all stunts ever to be done in the future too..."
Depp gets pinged through the air in one of the most exciting stunts
ever to be seen on the big screen. A triumph from start to mid-ping
to finale, all sprawled on the grass almost skewered but not. It's
such a shame that sequence lasts only about a minute."
is the first time I have never heard the crunch of a big toe being
eaten by an A-List Hollywood celebrity before. A joyous romp."