Studio executives summary / pitch
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| Sun
filled plump juicy grape of a production. Superb!
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Short plot
summary |
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On returning
from battle, Don Pedro (Denzel Washington), brings his troops back to stay. One
of the troops, Claudio (Robert Sean Leonard) falls for Hero (Kate Beckinsale),
the daughter of Leonato (Richard Briers). Scheming,
lead by Don John (Keanu Reeves), tricks Claudio and Don Pedro into thinking Hero
has been sleeping with another before her wedding. At the wedding Claudio confronts
Hero and everything descends into an hysterical shouting and slapping match. Leonarto
agrees to a scheme to tell everyone Hero has died, until the slander is lifted.
Benedick
(Kenneth Branagh) and Beatrice (Emma Thompson) have fallen in love too, although
they initially find it difficult to express this, preferring acerbic wit. They
confess their love following this wedding catastrophe, but Beatrice demands Benedick
to show his love for her by killing Claudio. Benedick
confronts Claudio, but by now 'police' have caught the culprits who are spreading
the slander and they confess all (although Don John has fled). |
What our
panel of critics thought |
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"All
the joys of a summer in Italy, but with none of the 'bottstipation' of which I
always suffer when overseas." "A
triumph of lighting." "Shit
dude. I found it funny. Does this mean I am educated now?" "Truly
funny." "Stunningly
superb." "A
cornucopia of sunny wit, witty lighting and firm round bosoms." "Always
summer." "Mmmh." "!""Keanu
Reeves with his shirt off! A triumph of young nipple flesh upon the silver screen.
Shame he is such a miserable sod." "Argh!
A triumph of eating grapes upon the big screen! If they were not seedless then
bravisimo, not a slurpy spit to expel the seeds in sight. The best grape eating
movie of recent memory. (If they were seedless then ho hum.)" |
Justify
this movie's existence in the classic strand, by
theVoiceofReason's Veritable Cornucopia
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| I
have an awful affliction in that I fall to sleep violently whenever I read Shakespeare.
Watching it being performed is fine, which is just as well as I would deserve
a good punch to my testicles for missing such a peach of a movie! Sometimes
I am overwhelmed by complements and this movie has induced me into such a state:
Is it possible to say, ney scream, the words, bravisimo-encore! louder
than Concord (the plane) for as long as it takes to fly from London to New York?
If it is, then that is what is required to celebrate this exquisite movie filled
with warmth, humor and music. Kenneth
Branagh you are a wonder of super Shakespearean proportions. |
Please
tell me the ending or plot overview if necessary |
| At
the supposed funeral of Hero, Claudio is aware of his error and goes to mourn.
Leonarto says Hero has a niece and agrees for Claudio to marry her - he is not
allowed to see her face before the marriage but when he eventually does, realizes
it is Hero. Benedick
and Beatrice, too, get married. |
What snack
should I eat while watching this movie? |
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Crispy
grape-bread with grapey-olive oil buttery spread and prawns and a fine red summer
wine, followed by grapes. |
Could
this film be improved with more sword fights?
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| No.
This a light and fluffy comedy filled with beautiful sunlight and rich yellows
at night. Blood red would simply not work lovie. |
Would
your house pets like this movie? |
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Dogs will love
this movie for the exquisite shrubbery which abounds. Cats
love Emma Thompson and will enjoy her nicely floppy hair in which they can play
in countless summer day dreams. Grizzly
Bears have been known to cry at this movie. |
How much
would you pay for a copy of this movie in goods. |
| A
well plumped cushion. |
Other comments
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| An
all time great movie. The
lighting is simply stunning. We tried looking in the credits for the people to
complement, but then gave up as we had better things to do. You
know who you are. A
triumph! |