Studio executives summary / pitch
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| Art
House movie heaven. No plot, just stunning images of places in the Northern Hemisphere
set to music. |
Short plot
summary |
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Uhm... no plot
here guys, more of a meditation on the Northern hemisphere, from the sheer beauty
of its geography to the remarkable lights and structures of the cities and its
people. Using
(for its time) innovative speeded up and slowed down filming techniques in New
York and other cities (we are sure there is a technical description of this but
nobody tells us nothing). The
movie draws a parallel from the large to the small (micro chips look the same
as power stations - shock!). Some majestic sweeping views of stunning geographic
structures too, all against evocative music which is virtually un-hummable. |
Rating |
| Everyone
should try to watch this film at least once in their lives. Contains moments of
haunting imagery, no nakedness, no dialogue, contains sweeping panoramas of some
of the most stunning geography in the world. |
What our
panel of critics thought |
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"I love
to meditate to this magnificent fruit filled muffin of a movie. A sheer inspiration
in all of its effervescent egalitarian inconsequentialness. Bravo in alto and
tenor both at the same time." "A
joy to experience this movie, either on or off drugs." "To
say that one watched this movie is insufficient - this movie grabs your soul and
stuffs it into the liquidizer of all our realities, leaving one's soul completely
mushed. A smoothie for the soul! Triumphalisimo!" "I
have seen this movie in many viewings, with both professors and teenage children,
and, whilst the teenagers did get restless at times, I am sure exposure to this
movie has made all of the difference to their upcoming arraignment." |
Please tell me the ending
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| Large
Koyaanisqatsi lettering with definition of what it means (Life out of balance). |
Justify
this movie's existence in the classic strand. From
theVoiceof Reason.com's classically trained Veritable Cornucopia |
| When
this movie came out, my only objection to watching it in a cinema was the probability
that I would have had the smallest mustache out of everyone watching it; the audience,
too, would undoubtedly have enjoyed corduroy and would have put patches on their
jacket elbows. For this movie attracts those of us of an intellectual bent, and
I'm not being saucy here in the slightest, missus. Thankfully,
today we can appreciate this utter masterpiece without the fear of too much facial
hair, on DVD. The movie is very stylish and has been much copied. Perhaps,
it is fair to offer, that this movie has been slightly surpassed, today, by the
stunning natural history photography available and the preponderance of the superb
Discovery Channel (and their ilk). But this movie was still one of the first of
its type. Tips
of the hat and salutations all round. |
Quotable
quotes (real) |
| "Koyaanisqatsi!" |
What snack should I eat while watching this movie?
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| Chinese
takeaway - for that authentic early 1980's feeling. |
If
I were to watch this at home how best should I sit? |
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In the position
of movie reverence. In the position of about to chant: "Movie
God: I sit here saluting you, babe!" |
Could this
movie be improved with more nakedness? |
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There is no
nakedness in this movie, apart from a brief moment of cleavage in middle-aged-woman
in Vegas. A disappointment. We
have to wait until Powaqqatsi until the producers deem we are grown up enough
to observe a degree of nakedness and only then is it upper body nippleness. |
How philosophical
is this film? |
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This is your
world, buddy. This is your life, both in slow-motion and super quick motion, but,
sadly, no reverse motion which is always funny. |
If you had to invite five friends to watch this movie with you, who would you
invite? |
- Any
Ph.D. student in geography
- Professor
of linguistics, MIT
- Media
Studies Honors student
- Beginners
Video camera training
- A
person who does not snore when they sleep
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What can I take from this movie to make me a better person?
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| This
is a must see movie for all human beings, as is Powaqqatsi. |
Estimate number of minutes of swirly clouds in this movie. |
| 2
1/3 minutes. |
How much would
you pay for a copy of this movie in goods? |
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A book of Tibetan
'drunken' quotes. |
Is this movie just totally, like, intellectual, or is there some light relief,
some custard pies or prat falls would be nice. |
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If it is possible
to rig up a chart where Abbot and Costello are at one end of movie history, then
this movie will be the furthest possible point away from it. |
Would this
movie win awards for performances of the f-word? |
| A
few f-words would have spiced up this movie no end, a poor effort all round. |
Other comments
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| This
is one of those movies you might watch and nod off to sleep to, but one you really
should try to watch all the way through at least once in your life. Remarkable,
thought provoking, has that wow factor - the same feeling you get in most of the
Southern Californian National Parks. Has dated (or at least we have seen this
sort of thing quite a bit since) , but remember this was original in its time... |
Date of Review |
| March
15, 2003 |