Studio executives summary / pitch
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| Classic
good guys vs bad guy in the Christmas snow mayhem.
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Short plot
summary |
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James Stewart
plays George Bailey - possibly the last honest man left
on the planet. Cranky bad guy Mr Potter (Lionel Barrymore) plays the Darth
Vader equivalent, but this time in a wheelchair and bowler hat. George
is about to lose the family Savings and Loan after Uncle Billy mislays $8000,
and the bank inspector calls on Christmas Eve... George
is desperate and goes to beg for money from grumpy Mr Potter, who scowls in his
face. Depressed, George goes to a nearby bridge intending to commit suicide. |
Rating |
| Universal
- suitable for all - includes scenes of attempted suicide, children scaring, brawling,
drunkenness and brief sightings of porn theaters from the outside. |
Please
tell me the ending
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| He
is about to throw himself off the bridge when someone else jumps in (an angel
- second class - Clarence Oddbody (played by Henry Travers)). George jumps in
to rescue him and, when they all dry off, is shown what the world would have been
like had he not been in it. This
puts his crap, but friend filled, life into perspective. When
George gets home he finds his friends have had a collection which will easily
cover his liabilities.... There's not a dry eye in the house when an old friend
in Europe telegraphs a message to give him $20,000 if he needs it... boo hoo... |
What
our panel of critics thought |
"Couldn't
he have just put the $8000 on his credit card?""Donna
Reed is always in fuzzy on the close-ups or am I going blind?" "One
of those 'wholesome' family movies which 'makes you feel good about life', or
so says my TV Guide. Like anyone has a point, right? Sheesh. It sounds like a
load of woosy liberal crap to me. I watched the first five minutes and then turned
over to the game (I would have switched sooner but the batteries in the remote
needed a massage)... Bitch, get me more relish for my meat sandwich!""A
nice, but stupid, guy who is feeling sorry for himself. I got half way and gave
up.""Damn
hell fire. I bought the colorized version of this movie on VHS. In the dark scenes
it goes back to black and white, shit I want my money back.""A
feel good movie which has been copied many times. It may even have been bettered
for all I know. There is nothing better than that last ten minutes to give you
hope for the human spirit. Then call for a Taxi and the frustrations appear all
over again. Doh!" |
Justify this movie's existence in the classic strand. From
theVoiceof Reason.com's Veritable Cornucopia
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| Christmas
wouldn't be Christmas without this shiny bauble of a movie. It really does work
wonders if you are feeling down. If it isn't Christmas, and life is getting you
down, watch this movie, it will, eventually, do wonders, but please try not to
chop yourself before the ending - unfortunately the first half could very well
push a sad soul over the edge. Today,
this story is a standard which has been reworked many times. Tis
a nice movie, however a bit too over painful at times. In places it all seems
a bit of an uphill struggle. There is no doubt it is worth the wait at the end,
but many a time I have started watching this movie and wanted to throw myself
off the chair, it is so hopelessly sad... Then I put the last fifteen minutes
in a loop and all is well with the world until I eventually have to open my front
door again... |
Quotable
quotes (real) |
| "I
wish I'd never been born." "Eee-or!" |
What snack should I eat while watching this movie? |
| A
glass of sherry, with mince pies or sausage rolls, or any favorite festive fare. |
If I were to watch this at home how best should I sit? |
| Wearing
the official 16th century sherry drinking neck brace, preferred by English monarchy. |
Could this movie be improved with more bad weather? |
|
The
wind gets up a bit, and the snow is firmly on the ground. A few more hurricanes
could have helped. There are also very few explosions, a shame. |
How philosophical is this film?
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| Nice
guys may not have all the fun, but they at least stop the village going to the
dogs. |
Would your cat enjoy this movie? Would your dog like it? Other pets? |
| This
movie is a big and stupid dog's nightmare. Dog's love James Stewart and it looks
like he's about to go out for the longest walk in his life, but then changes his
mind. Dogs will get overexcited at this prospect, and then whimper uncontrollably. Cats
will enjoy the dog's suffering. They may purr in satisfaction at the dog's whimpering. Pet
Turkeys will suffer severe panic attacks due to the time of year. |
What can I take from this movie to make me a better person? |
| Be
a nice guy. You may lead a miserable life, never succeed in anything you set your
mind to, but hey, your Guardian Angel will love you. In the meantime consume your
ass off! |
Estimate number of deaths in this movie. |
|
0 |
How much would you pay for a copy of this movie in goods? |
| A
big and fluffy Christmas log with at least three candles. |
Would this movie win awards for performances of the f-word? |
| Nope.
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Other comments |
| OK,
it's a classic, everyone says so (although it did not win any Oscars). It's also
a Christmas staple because of the decorations and the snow, the message and the
satisfying ending. This
is not a comfortable movie to watch. The first two thirds are depressingly claustrophobic.
However, the pay off at the end IS worth the wait. There are fewer sadder and
yet more satisfying last fifteen minutes of a movie in Hollywood history. |
Date
of review |
| November
7 , 2002 |