Studio executives summary / pitch
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| Killer
pods from the hot house attack - walk slowly for the hills!
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Short plot
summary |
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A doctor returns
to town to find something strange is going
on. Relations look, sound and act just like always but there is something different,
no feelings. "Oh
I don't know, you think I'm crazy don't you? Well I'm not I tell you, oh no." "You
see, I've seen these things growing in the cellar, or on the pool table. They
grow from pods, they have no identity until the person they change into falls
to sleep and then they take over their minds." "Oh,
why won't you believe me? I'm not crazy it's everyone else." "Anyone
got a comb? My hair's all over the place." |
What our
panel of critics thought |
"A veritable
horticultural green fingered bubbly monster from pods of a movie. I will never
look at a growbag in the same way again!""That
orchestra is going to injure someone if it goes on like that much longer.""So,
they snatch bodies as well as the clothes and hats? There is a sexual dimension
this movie is missing.""I
just cannot get the tomatoey taste of this movie out of my mouth.""I
just don't get it. They make a replica and then take over your body when you sleep?
What do they do with the old body? It just makes no sense at all. But I did like
the bubbles.""Bitch
- Those pods look inflatable to me.""Now,
had they wanted to save money, they could have made the body snatchers a non visible,
spiritual thing. That would have been more scary and could have saved a good chunk
of the special effects (foam) budget at the same time. Did they know anything
about movie accountancy in those days?""I
have always wanted to smack a tranquilizer syringe in someone's back, it looks
fun. I am convinced it is the next paint-balling.""That
woman is so 1950's I wanted to give her a bitch slap. I am convinced such an impact
could have dislodged those boobs to be on the wonk for the rest of the day. There
was nothing as bad as a bad boob day in the 1950's.""Podtastic!""Bubbletricious! |
Please
tell me the ending
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| The
doctor is detained, he tells the whole movie in flashback. Nobody believes him
until an accident on the highway, where strange pod like things are found. The
police send out an all points alert and our hero draws out looking relieved until
it fades out.
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Justify
this movie's existence in the classic strand. From
theVoiceof Reason.com's Veritable Cornucopia |
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A
smorgasbord of sinister, emotionless, people who walk slowly, like old people
but without the cane. A brooding, claustrophobic melee of 'trust nobody or
you will be pulped sonny Jim!' And
'Don't go into the cellar! Your father is preparing an identical replica of you
to replace you into 'one of them'. The
nightmares will come back to you like a fast moving train and you are powerless
to move as you have been tied to the tracks. Whilst
some of the bits are a little dated, the whole effect of the movie is consummate,
if the ending a little tortuous. |
Quotable
quotes (real) |
"There's
no need for love." |
What snack
should I eat while watching this movie? |
Do
not go into the kitchen when this movie is on. Keep your loved ones within eye
shot or they could become, one of them. Arrgh! |
If I were
to watch this at home how best should I sit? |
| In
the look behind you every 5 minutes position. We
recommend a firm wall behind you as people coming into the room are liable to
grab you around the head from behind during this movie which could be disconcerting
at the least |
What
should I wear while watching this movie at home?
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| Anything
with a hat. |
Could
this movie be improved with more women driving cars? |
| Women
are defiantly from the 1950's (i.e. the shrieking type). There is one memorable
moment when the woman drives the car for about 5 feet and then moves over into
the passenger seat for her man to drive again. Any
dissenting woman in this movie would be marginalized and possibly be made fat
and frumpy. Go girls. Just join in when you're ready... "I am woman hear
me roar...." |
Is there
enough licky love in this film? |
This
is 1950's-style lip placing rather than any form of lip moving when pressed together
(and then it fades out after 1 second). No nakedness (other than off the shoulder
female nakedness which was a little saucy in its time.) |
How funny
is this film? |
Brilliantly
understated humor. The orchestra plays its part nicely. As does a cuckoo clock
in the scene where they find the body growing on the pool table. |
Does this
film stand up to rigorous reality testing? |
| You'll
never be able to look at the head of a pint of Guinness in the same way ever again.
It all seems plausible, apart from the terrible waste with having to dispose of
the old body. |
Would
your cat enjoy this movie? Would your dog like it? Other pets?
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| This
has all of the great expodition-level walks up dusty hills that most dogs dream
about. Hide the lead, your dog will go fetch it and whimper uncontrollably during
the last half of this movie. Cats
could start collecting large leaves, filling them with larvae they find in the
woods. Ducks
will determinedly face the wrong direction for much of this movie. |
What
can I take from this movie to make me a better person? |
| When
you have a story to tell people that you believe is unbelievable, try to not look
mad. Take a deep breath, comb your hair and calmly tell the story. They still
won't believe you, but they won't lock you up afterwards, or if they do you might
not get forced to wear a straitjacket which is annoying if you have an itchy nose. |
Estimate
number of deaths in this movie. |
Under
one million. |
How much
would you pay for a copy of this movie in goods? |
Twenty-five
books of Green stamps from the 1950's. |
Would this
movie win awards for performances of the f-word? |
| Nope.
We look forward to any of the inevitable remakes where the f-word could be screamed
hysterically. |
Does the
film attempt technobabble? If so, does this succeed? |
| Yes.
The young doctor attempts to rationalize everything. He avoids the obvious (that
he is caught up in a sinister story from which there is no escape) and almost
goes mad at the end. This is all pretty much typical office politics of the new
millennium, just sit back and enjoy their pain in 1950's fashions. |
Other comments |
| A
scary outing, as it unravels, but the ending leaves one asking 'so what?',
'what is the point of it all'? On
the whole the journey is very fine. It remains gripping throughout and, whilst
the ending is pretty standard, it is worth the effort. |
Date
of review |
| August
3 , 2002 |