Study of one time hood, Michael Corleone, doomed, by deeds of the past, to die all sprawled on the floor.

"In the first scene between Kay and Michael - when she stood holding the door handle for a good two minutes - in real life someone would have run into the room sending her flying through the air into a heap on the floor. Is Coppola playing for laughs or not?"

"Was George Hamilton ill when he made this film? I've never seen him look less tanned."

"Well done Andy Garcia for dispensing with those horrible old suits. Is it true, what I read on the internet, that your leather jacket was made from rare squirrel butt leather?"

"Michael Corleone becomes respectable at long last. What a relief - I can safely go back to my regular toilet pattern after 14 long years."

"'Do I look like a guy who's going to lose?' - Well done Mr Garcia, a triumph of a line delivered like a true winner." Winners Today.

"Well done Vincent Mancinni for that wonderful ear biting scene. Almost a premonition of that great moment in boxing when Mr Tyson had a nibble at Mr Holyfield's lughole." Boxing Illustrated.

"Immobilarie sounds like an Italian joke name to me."

"A wonderful moment where two hoodlums try to kill Vincent with be-stockinged heads. It all ends in a glorious blood bath. A wonderful moment where a bullet looks like it goes through a mans hand and into his body. Perfect."

"If only such wonderfully exciting things happened behind the scenes the last time I went to the opera. I wouldn't have had to fall to sleep so often."

"Making pasta has never been more sexy! When I tried making love when making pasta I ended up all covered in flour. Another triumph for the silver screen once again!"

"I wouldn't give that pasta to my pet Rotweiller. Squashing pasta sexily and squashing pasta so you can eat it without your teeth falling out are two very different things. Couldn't Coppola afford a cookery expert?"

"It's really lovely to see two men kissing in a manly, non sloppy way. Keep up the good work."

"Back to 1979 New York: aaah the good old days."

"That helicopter attack in the Atlantic City hotel: does that happen often? It's the last time I go to a convention there."

"Joey Zsa Zsa was never going to last that long, it was plain to see. However to be shot down like that by a policeman who looked just like Vincent was such a coincidence. Bad luck mate."

"Well, so long then, will there be a Godfather 4?"

"At least this time they made Garcia shave his arms, otherwise there was a danger of a hairy monster moment again just like in the first one (James Caan)."

"All these Don Corleone's, I'm getting confused, will it ever end?"

"I've never accepted gifts of sweeties from Italian-Americans, and now I can see my mindless prejudice is well based on fact."

"Did the assassin look like a white haired Bosely from tv's Charlies Angels to anyone else? Glad to see he is still working, even if he did cause mayhem in this movie."

"Never hate your enemy, it affects your judgment."

Anything with Oregano in it.

Mild sand storm / No3 Earthquake / Medium overhead machine gun strafing from helicopter.

In the violent argument, about to jump up and punch someone position.

The Vincent on Mary love interest is enjoyable, if a little too clean. They start kissing when poking pasta (is this a metaphor?). There is no flour anywhere, this is so unbelievable it is beautiful (sob).

Come to think of it, what is a young Italian-American doing the cooking for? Is this an attempt at being a new man type? - the Galloping Gourmet did it better without shooting anyone.

Cooking note: The pasta is too thick, it needs to be squashed much more, we bet nobody ate it afterwards.

Watch out for the Arsenic in the sweeties at the Opera... a moment of humor excellence. When the old guy dies he seems to forgets about his arm which is then brought down slowly, apparantly as an after thought.

Most cats will get restless when watching this film as they have seen it 100 times before (their mothers would have told them the story as a bed time tail for the first half of their milk-sucking lives).

Fat dogs could very well fall to sleep. For all other dogs, make sure you have taken them for a walk before attempting to watch this film, otherwise they could get agitated and go collect their walking lead 6 times during the movie.

Now that the shooting your brother in a boat days have gone, Don Corleone seems to be getting a grip on reality. However, do his previous competitors agree? They SO don't. A good argument against unilateral nuclear disarmament - CND please note.