Slash bang slice thwack EEEeeeeek zzzzting! Invisible man-type deaths of fit and sexy teens.

Part 1: Plane crash - those who got off plane cheat death, then death comes to find each of them... ya hargh haaaaaar....

Part 2: Car crash - see above - same plot, a bit slicker...

"Oh the humanity! Why oh why oh why, in the second movie, did Rivers leave her comfy secure padded cell to save the lives of people she does not know? Huh? It's just Hollywood-humanity gone insane!"

"Bravisimo! A veritable smorgasbord of Tom and Jerryness on the live action big screen."

"I saw Final Destination 1 on a flight from Los Angeles to New York. I screamed and screamed and screamed! Oh joy of joys!"

"No No No No NO! The first film is fatally flawed. Had those pesky kids gotten off the flight the plane couldn't have taken off, as their baggage would have been on the flight, and thus all the bags would have to be unloaded, hence the flight delayed. Look, here, at my well thumbed copy of The Geneva International In Flight Baggage Convention 1946-1998, revised for 2001 section 1d F IVV G123543! (That's my exclamation mark by the way) Huh? Are you listening to me? Hello?"

"It's a nice moment when the plane explodes in the first movie, but would the glass windows in the airport have exploded like that? If it had done so I doubt very much the chiseled good looks of our heroes would not have been disfigured with shards of sharp glass therefore making the rest of the movie populated by bandaged teen actors? Do I have to think of everything?"

"Here's a thought. Don't tell anyone, this could be worth a fortune: Has anyone ever thought of doing a Groundhog Day type movie in which the same person keeps on getting killed over and over just you don't know which way until they can solve the murder and therefore stop the killing? Huh? Has that been done? Oh I can't be bothered to pitch it to a studio. Just give me 10% of the box office receipts if you want it (my paypal e-mail address is below)."

Death is a sneaky special effects type biaatch and is determined to make sure anyone who escapes from an accident will be ended with maximum creativity after a couple of nice misdirects.

At last, a highly original story plot-line. Hooray, hurrah and Hooray again! Once in a generation such an idea comes along (the one before this was Nightmare on Elm Street, the one before that was The Exorcist/The Omen).

The first time one saw the first Final Destination one didn't take to it easily. One could well have been in a funny mood as one sometimes is and one didn't enjoy it at all. Looking at it now I am not sure what there is to not like. It's quite a scary, little effort, and one certainly enjoyed screaming at the top of ones voice a couple of times.

This is not a traditional 'will death come knocking at one's door', rather it's a 'when will he do the dirty deed?' One by one we see our heroes die a horrible and sometimes even hilarious, crunchy, death, sometimes half naked, indeed.

It is certainly much more intelligent than what one remembers the Halloween movies to be like and this is a franchise that will probably run for as long as the Nightmare on Elm Street one did. All in all an enjoyable romp.

Fish fingers with lots and lots of tomato sauce squirted onto the meal while standing on a chair at least 6 feet away from the table.

Yes this is perfectly plausible. Deaths of all types happen all the while. Be in the wrong place at the wrong time and that could very well be it, chum. So, always make sure you've got clean underwear on.

The f-word is used in its normal everyday usage of potty mouthed naughty people, children.

It is nothing to be proud of, or is it?

4 Final Destination in Europe - French bakery, baguette, patisserie murders.

5 Final Destination - Reality TV - wrong person gets voted off... eeerrrghhh !

6 Final Destination in Ultimate Fighting Contest, someone is murdered, but it is the wrong person...

7 In space: On the space station.

8 Set in a pet shop, each of the fishies gets killed in its own little way.

Every twenty years or so there is a new horror idea, this is it for this generation. Twenty years ago it was Nightmare on Elm Street. A truly scary, very interesting plot idea...

The second movie is particularly good as we found it more believable than the first one (there are many more car accidents than plane crashes) and in the second one, as you probably saw Final Destination One, you know they are gonna die but the director plays with you with multiple false misdirects, it is really a very very entertaining movie.

We raise a glass to Final Destination Part 3 which is due out at the time of this review.