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"The
sex simply gets in the way of the Homo erotica, be gone humans without cocks!" "How
can a woman think she can go to a testicular cancer support group? It makes my
blood boil."
"Why oh why oh why didn't they just have one actor and just use different
hairstyles? We could have saved a fortune." (Studio executive). "Wunderbarr!
A cacophony of street cred in an easy to swallow tablet. More truth uttered in
this movie than in the entire series of The Cosby Show, and I mean the whole damn
10 years of it." "A
slimy, dirty, dripping-wet-feelie-hugging-men-with-bit-titties of a movie is offset
by not much in the way of entertainment. I loved it." "Pissing
in the soup at a restaurant, how awful, but I know what they mean (wink). From
my own experience I would recommend that you do not do this directly into the
diner's bowl - I did it once and the soup was so thick that my manly-strength
urine left a trail like in snow - it didn't mix in at all and laid like a puddle
on the top of the soup." "It's
my homoerotic fantasy." (wank). "No!
No! No! The plumbing in that apartment is all wrong." (wonk). "I
have often seen young gentlemen with bandages on, do they all do this behind the
scenes?" "I
live next door to an eye hospital. I often seen young men coming out with patches
over their eyes. In future I jolly well intend to give them a punch as I fancy
myself as a bit of a street fighter type even though I'm over 78 years old."
"A
horribly vicious little movie, I went straight home and washed myself with 'Singing
in the Rain' for hours." "This
film is something for the time capsule to be pinged into space." "Does
Tyler know everything? You know, I think he does." "A
veritable cornucopia of punching young men with their shirts off. I was most impressed
by the utterings of Mr Tyler. I don't often hear someone so young talking so much
sense (I normally stick my fingers in my ears and run back keenly into the sanctity
of my car if it happens at the garage - which is pretty much the only time I have
to associate with such rapscallions.)" "Oh,
Mr Meatloaf, I have always been a fan and oh how I prayed you could get some of
that weight off your flabby ass so you didn't die of whatever in the 1980's. To
see you in this movie was as depressing as watching Elvis when he became that
whole hunka lard. Get on that Stairmaster and don't come off it until a friend
can poke you in the stomach and still see their hand at the end of their arm!" |