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"How
can a woman think she can go to a testicular cancer support group?
It makes my blood boil."
"Why oh why oh why didn't they just have one actor and just
use different hairstyles? We could have saved a fortune." (Studio
executive).
"Wunderbarr!
A cacophony of street cred in an easy to swallow tablet. More truth
uttered in this movie than in the entire series of The Cosby Show,
and I mean the whole damn 10 years of it."
"A
slimy, dirty, dripping-wet-feelie-hugging-men-with-bit-titties of
a movie is offset by not much in the way of entertainment. I loved
it. Wanna fight?"
"Urinatingin
the soup at a restaurant, how awful, but I know what they mean (wink).
From my own experience I would recommend that you do not do this
directly into the diner's bowl - I did it once and the soup was
so thick that my manly-strength urine left a trail like in snow
- it didn't mix in at all and laid like a puddle on the top of the
soup."
"I
have often seen young gentlemen with bandages on, do they all do
this behind the scenes?"
"A
horribly vicious little movie, I went straight home and washed myself
with 'Singing in the Rain' for hours."
"This
film is something for the time capsule to be pinged into space."
"Does
Tyler know everything? You know, I think he does."
"Oh,
Mr Meatloaf, I have always been a fan and oh how I prayed you could
get some of that weight off your flabby ass so you didn't die of
whatever in the 1980's. To see you in this movie was as depressing
as watching Elvis when he became that whole hunka lard. Get on that
Stairmaster and don't come off it until a friend can poke you in
the stomach and still see their hand at the end of their arm!"
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