Alternative titles (real)
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| The
Deadly Three; Long zheng hu dou; Operation Dragon |
Studio executives summary / pitch
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| Cult
US/Hong Kong martial arts motion picture, release delayed because it's star, Bruce
Lee, died in 'mysterious circumstances'. |
Short plot
summary |
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A Shaolin temple
Monk dude has gone bad. The authorities know he is involved with drugs, some women
have been found dead because of heroin overdose, but can't prove anything... that's
where Lee (Bruce Lee) comes in... ...
there's a once every three years martial arts tournament organized on the bad
guy's island coming up... Bruce, go see what's up wontcha? Tar mate... Oh, and,
by the way, the bastard killed your sister... |
Rating |
| Adult
caution rating: Contains scenes of face slapping, crotch whacking, 'eeeeeyyyaaaooooo!'
screaming, outrageous 1970's black racial stereotype hairstyles, significant amounts
of upper body male nudity, moments of flashback story telling. |
What our
panel of critics thought |
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"Those
sumo's were clearly taking the piss, stopping like they were statues when the
master of ceremonies welcomed our hero's to the martial arts tournament... I want
my money back!" "Those
weren't sumo's you idiot, they were belly rubbers." "Mr
tall martial arts man: My! what a nice frizzly haired perm you have my dear, but
how rotten you were to those fine upstanding officers of the law!" "Toughening
your hands up in the hot coals? I always got a nose bleed when I did that, although
I always managed to projectile-snot it on to some sorry ass's clean white robes!
Hooray for violence!" "Some
of the fight scenes are really quite realistic." "I
always find it amazing that the baddy never grabs Lee's neck from behind, there's
no getting out of that one." "Has
everything, including the Asian baddy with the white cat! Bravisimo!" "I
know Mr Bruce is supposed to be a nice person, but what a rotter he was to that
young student at the beginning! I was once kicked out of karate school for slapping
back!" |
Please tell me the ending
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| Everyone
is slapped or kicked to unconsciousness by our hero.
In a room filled with mirrors, the baddy gets it but only after scratching our
hero's upper body and left facial cheek just enough for the iconic posters. Imprisoned
black coats are then released and they beat up the white coats. Everything then
ends, the bad guy dead. Not sure what happened to the white cat though... |
Justify
this movie's existence in the classic strand. From
theVoiceof Reason.com's classically trained Veritable Cornucopia |
| One
has always fancied oneself as a martial artist, but could never be much bothered
to turn up for class, let alone to launder ones white togs to the required fluorescence.
The kicks alone are justification for the screams of Bravisimo which left ones
mouth at times during this enterprise. However, one is unsure if this movie would
have been half as revered had its star not died before this movie was released. Bruce
Lee went to bed early one eve with a headache and didn't regain consciousness.
An open verdict was returned, the most likely cause was a swollen brain from too
many hits to the head. Of course, conspiracy theories spread across the world,
and this movie became a smash hit and Bruce Lee became a massive star. This
movie is little more than a martial arts actioner with a little bit of philosophy,
which today we have seen many times. A rather skinny fighter (in real life a true
champion, legend has it) but in a movie such as this the visuals have to get precedence
to the reality and what we are left with is a very nicely dancy display of martial
artistry, and thoughts of what might have been... |
Quotable
quotes (real) |
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"I
see your talents have gone beyond the mere physical level." "The
style of no style." "What
is your style?: The art of fighting without fighting." "We
are all ready to win just as we are born knowing only life."
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What snack should I eat while watching this movie?
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| Crispy
locust on crunchy toast. |
If
I were to watch this at home how best should I sit? |
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In the in-boat
position of flash back remembrance of times past. |
Could this
movie be improved with more eeeaaoowwww! screams? |
| It
takes a bit of getting used to if you are not used to hearing grown men making
this noise. I can remember, in the school playground, around this time, lots of
wanna be hard nuts would screech so. A good hard knuckle sandwich to the upper
arm was generally enough to scare them off lest one would be forced to go ballistic
on their shins. |
How philosophical
is this film? |
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Summed up in
the following quote: What is your style?: The art of fighting without fighting |
If you had to invite five friends to watch this movie with you, who would you
invite? |
- Friends
more advanced than pink belt in Karate
- Any
friend
who has ever done the 'breaking of the bricks' with their hands or elbow, or a
big hammer
- Friends
who look good with their shirt open all the way
- Relations
who can do the eeeaaoowww! noise on cue
- Friends
who's lips are slightly out of sync with their words, as if being dubbed in post
production.
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What can I take from this movie to make me a better person?
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| Martial
arts are probably safer than skydiving in the scheme of things, however in the
movies this isn't true. If
you are ever asked to a martial arts tournament where there is real neck snapping,
probably best to run for the hills (after bowing politely, before, of course). |
Estimate number of minutes of slapping in this movie. |
| 12
minutes, including 2 minutes of back of hand slapping and 3 minutes of foot slapping
madness. |
How much would
you pay for a copy of this movie in goods? |
|
A ten week course
in the 'one inch punch'. |
How up its own ass is this movie? |
|
No doubt Bruce
Lee was a great martial artist, however the fights in this movie are probably
not possible in real life. WARNING:
The eeeoowwww! screech is very dangerous - beware - this could deafen if attempted
close to the ear. |
Would this
movie win awards for performances of the f-word? |
| No
f-word noticed, a terrible, missed, opportunity. |
Other comments
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| One
of the first Asians in a lead role in a (sort of) US movie. Lead actor (Bruce
Lee) dies in mysterious circumstances in real life (or at least that's what they
said when the movie's release was delayed due to it). A pretty bog standard martial
arts effort by today's standards but in its time there were many new things here
and that is probably why the movie is so revered. Had
Bruce Lee not died, we probably would have put this movie in the popcorn strand.
He seemed like a really great guy. The
fact that they lip sync the sound in later really annoys (just imagine having
to do the eeeeaaaooowww! in a studio afterwards!) |
Date of Review |
| July
20 , 2003 (30th anniversary of Bruce Lee's death) |