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Alfred Hitchcock's Dial M for Murder
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Short plot summary

Tony Wendice (Ray Milland), an ex-Tennis pro, schemes to kill his wife, Margot Mary Wendice (Grace Kelly), by getting a no good cheating robbing scallywag college friend (C.A. Swan aka Capt. Lesgate (played by Anthony Dawson)) to sneak in at night to kill her.

But it all goes wrong when she fights back. She kills her attacker with a, wait for it, .... a pair of scissors! Yes, you read that right folks, straight in the spine - good shot Grace!

How is our evil Tennis pro going to extricate himself from swinging from his neck until he is dead?

What our panel of critics thought

"I am terribly forgetful and can never remember where I left my keys, I feel sure my silly old forgetfulness would have doomed dear Grace to behangment. Silly Billy me! A joy from start to finish!"

"Grace, please could you not gibber so. When your husband returns, after the murder, all I could hear was 'mmffghwwaa wwagfga affghe oorrii mmee'. Now, what was that supposed to mean posh girl? Didn't they teach you elocution. Early on you said Bank (baynk) in precisely the correct manner for a poshie, you even got the neck movement right! I want my money back."

"This is a piece of police propaganda! The police arrive within 2 minutes of being told of the murder, and then actually do something before the woman gets hanged at the end. Has this police force got enough work to do, or should they immediately announce layoffs to save us tax payers some money?"

"I was expecting Mary Poppins to jump down the chimney at any moment!"

"Saved by exquisite just in the nick of time police work. Just like today, except the police have a backlog of about 5 years."

"I don't get it, if he used the key in her purse then he didn't have his key? Where was it? And then he remembered the key under the carpet? It makes no sense to me at all. Pass me my valium and a glass of stiff brandy, by gorra!"

"Ray, I had a watch like that once, it'll be the death of you!"

Studio executives summary / pitch
It's originally from a play, so we can get away with a small set - should save a fortune.
Please tell me the ending

Tony (Ray Milland's character) returns from the stag party on hearing of his wife's predicament.

Margot is having a secret affair with American, Mark Halliday (Robert Cummings). But one of their love letters has been stolen by Tony. Tony knows everything, and is determined to ensure his wife is killed. The secrecy surrounding their affair puts Margot in a poor light and she is soon prosecuted for murder as she is clearly a tramp.

She is sentenced to be hanged. However, Chief Insp. Hubbard (John Williams) comes to her aid. Yes folks, the Home Secretary (the only man in England who can stop the hanging which is due tomorrow!) is standing by, and there is just enough time for the key problem to be resolved - if Tony can open the door with a key then we have the man, and her date with the noose is off!

The purse Tony gets from the police has got the wrong key in it (placed by the detective in shot) Tony attempts to open the door with it, fails, and is about to go away again when he remembers the key under the carpet on the stairs which Tony had left for the the attempted murderer to get into the apartment... Tony enters the room, thus proving his guilt to soft focus and weepy eyes throughout.

Justify this movie's existence in the classic strand. From theVoiceof Reason.com's Veritable Cornucopia

Oh! how this movie grabs one by the lapels and sucks one, head first with all limbs splayed, into the drama. Regretfully, the version I saw was not in 3D, but one had my 3D glasses on hand, perchance to knock ones nose on that ruddy big telephone, or feel flapped in the face by those newspaper cuttings... Delicious!

Only the most desperate of toilet calls could possibly have pulled me away from this spectacle! A triumph of story telling, even if it does all seem highly unlikely in hindsight.

Still, the poshness is the thing that sticks out. Grace has got her elocution up to the highest order, apart from that moment of gibbering madness when she starts talking into Ray's shoulder, something they should have stopped her doing at finishing school!

That apart, a triumph of mystery which repays sticking with it to the very end.

Quotable quotes (Real)

"Darling, come home quickly."

"Remember the letters you sent to me? After I read them I burned them, except for one."

"No you mustn't tell Tony. Tony's strange."

What snack should I eat while watching this movie?

Any polite gentle snack which does not emit any sound when bitten upon and does not commit any odor to the room when lifted to ones mouth!

If I were to attempt the Dial M For Murder moments of pash in my own home how best should I do it?

In the position of 1950's lip on lip pressing with a loved one (or family pet if preferred).

Could this movie be improved with more special effects?

The 3D effects sometimes poke out at you in unexpected ways.

Bravisimo!

What can I take from this movie to make me a better person?

Never attempt to sell a car you don't own to someone who looks like Ray Milland. That would be bad.

Estimate number of minutes of 3D in this movie.

20 minutes, including glass of brandy, pokey out telephone.

How much would you pay for a copy of this movie in goods?

A dummies guide to clay pipe smoking - study carefully the chapter on smoking a pipe and drinking brandy at the same time.

Would your pets enjoy this movie?

Dogs will snore repeatedly. There is no action to speak of, it is all verbal, and, worst of all, nobody shouts walkies. However there is one moment of police-officer-holding-a-handbag-like-a-girl which may entertain.

Cats love Grace Kelly and she could not be more glam in this movie, even when convicted to be hanged by her pretty throat.

Penguins will enjoy the cheap and cheerful ornaments in the apartment and may attempt to stand like a geisha at times.

Does this movie attempt pornography? If so does it succeed.

No, this movie was made in 1954. At this time in movie history the only kissing allowed was a lip-on-lip press, and maybe a lifted eyebrow.

Wrist and hand nudity, and full head nudity abound.

Would this movie win awards for performances of the 'darling' word?

Darling word fetishists are well catered for.

Other comments

A truly engrossing effort, one that holds your attention until the very end. From a play by Frederick Knott.

Other Hitchcock movies spoof reviewed: The Birds, Marnie, Psycho, North By Northwest.

Date of review

July 13, 2003

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