Studio executives summary / pitch
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| Middle
aged men go in search of their manhood and come across locals who are determined
to play along too... "Y'know wot I mean bouwy?" |
Short plot
summary |
|
Water, bonding
and all time buggery classic: squeal like a pig boy. Jon
Voight plays Ed Gentry, Burt Reynolds is Lewis Medlock, Ned Beatty as Bobby
Trippe and Ronny Cox is Drew Ballinger |
Rating |
| Adult
caution rating: Contains moments of squealing like pigs, camp fires, potential
for Village People jokes if made 10 years later, lancing small fishies with massive
spears, banjo playing, by the fireside chats, whoo-hooing, pulling spears out
of bodies. |
What our
panel of critics thought |
| "A
trip to the pig farm was never the same after this movie." "A
few more fart jokes would have helped." "It's
a very dark journey into hell and back, but, ironically, the actual lighting is
perfect in this movie,. Congratulations to the cinematographer for a job well
lit." "I
have rarely stormed out of a movie half way through and then thought again mid
storm and stormed back to my seat again, but that bit in the forest when he squeals
like a pig has warmed many a lonely night since. Bravisimo totalitarismo!" "A
across between Stand By Me and Deer
Hunter." "If
he kills one more little fishy with that f-word off big spear I will scream!"
"Burt
Reynolds' body hair never fails to impress. Hairy in all the right places but
without looking like a carpet." |
Please tell me the ending
|
| Three
of the four survive, both of the baddies are killed. |
Justify
this movie's existence in the classic strand. From
theVoiceof Reason.com's classically trained Veritable Cornucopia |
| A
triumphant 1970's rugged disaster fest, of men being boys in a spot of watery
and leafy bother. Like
the veritable cat of 6 lives mythology, we are veritably concussed by the quintessential
robustness of our quartet of would be toughies having an adventure they will never
forget. Our
four friends stumble upon the metaphor of manliness, which includes be-buggerment
whilst squealing like pigs, firing off their spear guns and being shot at by men
who have not been blessed with the knowledge of dentistry. Beware those of you
with capped teeth! Your worst nightmare lurks in this movie! This
is a must see movie, also recommended is The Hitcher
which has a similar feel. |
Quotable
quotes (real) |
|
"Squeal
like a pig boy!" "Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" |
What snack should I eat while watching this movie?
|
| Bark
with fungi growing on it, mushrooms from the forest floor, fresh fish still a'flapping. |
If
I were to watch this at home how best should I sit? |
|
In the about
to have sex in a canoe with your hands tied behind your back position. |
Could this
movie be improved with more granddad underpants? |
| The
horrendous Y-fronts incident in the forest still sends shudders down our spine.
Thankfully this is the only underpants issue that we had with this movie. The
male buggery bit was sheer perfection. |
How philosophical
is this film? |
|
If you live
your life sitting in an armchair you will never get faced with incidents like
this. |
If you had to invite five friends to watch this movie with you, who would you
invite? |
- Anyone
with a big underpants fetish
- Anyone
who has ever opened a can with a big knife
- Anyone
who enjoys fetish animal based play sex
- Anyone
who can do farmyard animal impressions (esp of pigs)
- Anyone
with a forest phobia who wants to fight their fear in a challenging management
training type environment
|
What can I take from this movie to make me a better person?
|
| Never
wear big underpants - you never know when some outback inbred will demand that
you strip off. |
Estimate number of minutes of canoeing in this movie. |
| 7
minutes |
How much would
you pay for a copy of this movie in goods? |
|
A Burt Reynolds
chest and forearm wig. |
How up its own ass is this movie? |
|
It is a horror
type movie which was very popular in its day (the 1970's). It is all very believable
in a horror type way and once the killing starts you know you are in a spiral
downwards. A
gripping movie with that famous scene in the forest where our hero is buggered
after being told to squeal like a pig. |
Would this
movie win awards for performances of the f-word? |
| Could
do. A nice effort all round. Well done. |
Other comments
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| A
must see grown up boy movie. Up there with Stand by me
but with killing in it and a male rape scene which never fails to waft you back
to that farmyard of your youth, or maybe that's just us. A
good actioner, not one to watch with the kids, or aging relatives. |
Date of Review |
| March
27, 2003 |