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"Robert
de Niro wears Y-fronts? This is a disgrace! I want my money back!"
"Was
that the same deer at the end of the movie that they killed at the
beginning? I want my money back too."
"It
was a bit of a give away wasn't it? The bit where De Niro asks for
6 bullets during a game of Russian Roulette? It seemed obvious to
me he would shoot everyone and make a get away, or have I seen this
movie before?"
"He
only asked for three bullets, bonehead."
"Sorry
to be pedantic, but what's so Russian about it? Are Russians too
poor to afford 6 bullets? or do they like to give their victims
a sporting chance to get away?"
"Hell
fire dammit. This movie doesn't really start for an hour and a half."
"It
is a little appreciated fact that firing a blank into your head
from that close distance has much the same effect as firing a bullet.
Many an actor has been killed this way."
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