Short plot
summary |
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"In
space no one can hear you scream", apart from the audience watching you of
course. Movie looks as if it has been filmed in garbage can. As dark as Blade
Runner and enough tension for thirty heart attacks. |
What our
panel of critics thought |
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"Sigourney
Weaver in a career defining role. Nice botty in those slips, too, at the end,
my dear." "A
triumphant science fiction fest. My! how they busted ass." "If
you like countdowns this movie is for you. It's a countdown triumph!" "Those
small microphone/mouth pieces were very cutting edge in their time; remember,
in 1979, cellular phones were still the size of small buildings." "Gloomedy
gloom. Not much in the way of belly laughs, although there is at least one belly
scream." "Much
has been said about the bit when the creature jumps out of John Hurt's stomach,
honey, I saw that coming all along." "This
movie is like a very long, dark walk in the forest but without the bird song." "Monsters
with all of the photogenic's of a peeled leprechaun." |
Studio executives summary / pitch
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| Astronauts
in space get infected by a slimy bug. Run for the hills... Uhmm... there are no
hills.. ya harh harrrr...
Ridley Scott directs. |
Please
tell me the ending or plot overview if necessary
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| Sigourney
Weaver (Ripley) escapes the infected mother ship in another ship and then blows
up the mother ship. However, she then discovers a mutant on the new ship so she
has to flame it... All plot lines secured for the sequel, never fear folks...
will the kitty get it...? tune in again for Aliens... |
Justify
this movie's existence in the classic strand from
theVoiceofReason.com's classically trained Veritable Cornucopia |
| This
is a WhatAreWeGoingToDo
situation
movie. There is an alien on board who is out to kill us all horribly... There'll
be screams and running around till bedtime, mark my words... An
enjoyable, if a little too tense, movie without the philosophy of Blade Runner.
It is a study of people on board a ship under attack from within, with all of
the tension that such a situation implies. Sigourney
Weaver plays our hero, Ripley, in a stunning career confirming performance; one
of the first all action girl heroes. Not a half bad achievement for 1979 when
this movie was released. Give
this movie some patience and it will reward you. However, if you are after a hell
for leather blast-fest then you will be disappointed. There are whole minutes
in which nothing happens. And then it seems to happen all at once. |
Quotable
quotes (real) |
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"I
got you. Son of a bitch." |
What
snack should I eat while watching this movie?
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| Live
lobster. |
Would
your cat like this movie? Would your dog like it? Other pets? |
| Pet
crabs could take exception to their fellow fishy types being operated on at times
in this movie. Cats
are heavily in to Sigourney Weaver, especially as Ripley has a pet cat
in the movie. Dogs
may choose to roll about on their backs showing off their genitalia throughout,
especially when the cat is on the screen. |
Other comments
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| A
great, quiet, action movie, with bits of extreme noise set to shock your heart
into thumping erratically and, almost, out of your chest at times. Perhaps particularly
unsuitable for home theater systems today if you are of a nervous nature; has
been banned on heart wards in hospitals around the world. The
reviewer has always felt this movie is a little too slow, but can appreciate the
style and, of course, the action, when it comes, is very good. It spawned a couple
of sequels. Not as good as Blade Runner but the
same sort of claustrophobic stuff as The Thing. |