Satire Archive 2009

ABBA Accepted Into Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame: Sign The Apocalypse Is Near?

Our Panel Of Critics Micro Review 'Avatar' Before They See It

Should Christmas Carol Singers Be Told To Walk And Sing?

Emergency Airline Security Changes Announced Following Attempted Underpants Bombing

First Proton Smash In Hadron Collider Sounded Like 'Zzzzt', Says Scientist

Our Panel Of Critics Micro Review Guy Ritchie's Sherlock Holmes Movie Before They See It

This Week: More Revelations About Tiger Woods' Love Life

Tiger Woods 'Wii Penis' Pictures Flood Internet

Tiger Woods Sponsorship Dropped - We Had Been Promised All These Stories Would Never Get Out


'20th' Berlin Wall Coverage Is Just A Good Excuse For Piss-Up, Discuss

Are Gay Kisses On National Television Always Wrong?

Is The New 'A Christmas Carol' Movie Christmasey Enough?

Is Being Grumpy Good For You?

Twilight 2: New Moon, Is Out This Month. Is It Any Good?

Collection Of Levi Johnston Playgirl Picture Newspaper Headlines We'd Like To See...

What Would You Say In A Letter To A 16 Year Old You?

Michelle Obama's Appearance On Sesame Street Causes Anger

Tiger Woods Crash Caused By Large TMZ Sign, Picture Evidence

What Should We Do About Afghanistan Now?

Will The World Really End In 2012?

What Was The Worst Christmas Present You Have Ever Received?

Funny Horoscopes for November 2009


Balloon Boy Goes Missing Again

Book Club: Is Dan Brown's The Lost Symbol Any Good? Our Panel Of Readers Opine

David Letterman's Affair: Our Experts Give Us Their Views

Opinion On List Of New Nobel Prizes Announced Today

Barack Obama's Nobel Peace Prize 2009 Controversy, Opinions

Cage Fighting Squirrels: Drunk Street Thugs Pick On Wrong Men

How Good Is 'This Is It'? 'Expert' Opinions

What Are The Differences Between Vista And Windows 7?

October 2009 Funny Horoscopes


Cell Phone Interruption: How Should Wolverine And Bond Have Reacted?

Disney Vs Marvel Match Off: Chip'n'Dale Vs The X-Men

Derren Brown Predicts National Lottery Result: How He Did It

Friends To Be Made Into A Movie, Our Experts Give Us Their Views

VMAs: Kanye West vs Taylor Swift, This Is How Our Critics Boo'ed

'Keep Plucking That Chicken', As Seen On Fox

Disney Vs Marvel Match Off: Minnie Mouse vs The Incredible Hulk

Was UN Ovating For Obama, Or Stretching Their Legs Before Gaddafi?

'You Lie': How Should Obama Have Responded? Expert Heckling Tips

Five Obscure Marvel Characters You May Have Missed

Sarah Palin Finishes Bio Early, How Did She Do It?

September 2009 - Funny Horoscopes


Animals Made To Look Like Other Things: Opinion

What Is The Best Way To Check If An Athlete Is A Man Or A Woman?

Are E-Books The End Of Hardbacks? Publishing Opinion Special

Free Running: Our Experts Give Us Their Tips

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iPhone App Of The Day: The 'Curb' Restaurant Curse App

iPhone App Of The Day: The Paranoiameter

iPhone App Of The Day: The OO Hotel Room iSurveillance

iPhone App Of The Day: The Gordon Ramsay iCaller

iPhone App Of The Day: The Beach Babe iAlerter

Insane Dictator Of North Korea To Join Dancing With The Stars

Text Coverage Of Newly Discovered Mozart, Live First Performance

Paula Abdul Leaves American Idol, Our Readers Greive

Secret Messages Found In Sarah Palin Resignation SpeechWhat Would Happen If... The North Koreans Kidnapped Bill Clinton?

Funny Horoscopes for August 2009


Moon Conspiracy Theorists Celebrate 40 Year Anniversary

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'New GM' To Recruit Brownies In New Sales Strategy

Internet Magic Special: How Did They Do That?

Publishers In Rush To Meet Jackson Tribute Demand

Bernard Madoff To Fellow Prisoners: "I'm Nobody's Bitch"

Is This The Ghost Of Michael Jackson?

Sarah Palin 'Told To Quit' Following Urination On Competitor Allegation

If Sarah Palin Was VP, Would She Be Resigning Now?

Top 10 Staycation Tips To Beat The Recession 2009

Funny Horoscopes for July 2009