2005... We came up with some Christmas Gift ideas, had an exclusive on Santa Claus
and noticed a film called King Kong was released... This is how we reported it...
Ten Euphemisms For Torture
Kong Ping-Pong' - Movie Tie-in Game - Launches Today
of 'Ding Dong Merrily On High' Carol Put On 'Gloria' Alert
Claus Held, Revealed To Have Middle Eastern Connections
Minute Christmas Gift Ideas: The Texas Soap Box Depository
Minute Christmas Gift Ideas: The Hide The TV-Remote Kit®
Minute Christmas Gift Ideas: The Oompa Loompa Joompa
Real George W Bush Holiday Season Reading List
Ten Hangover Cures That Really Work
2005... George Bush continues to slide in the opinion polls, riots erupt in France.
The trial of Saddam begins and is adjourned. In entertainment, Christina Aguilera
gets married... This is how reported it all...
Aguilera Almost Marries Batman
Store 'Mannequin Rape' Hits All Time High
And Drink Special: Tips For The Ultimate French Riot Dinner Party
House: 'President Did Not Consider Nominating Ranch Hand To Supreme Court'
Design vs Evolution (Holiday Season Conversation Ideas For The Family)
Worst Job Interview Questions In The World
Ten Porn Movies Based On The Latest Movie Blockbusters
Ten Things To Do With Leftover Turkey
the 175 Year Old Tortoise, Wins Vegetable Magazine's Man Of The Year
2005... Hurricane Season 2005 continues to cause havoc with Wilma the latest (and
thankfully the last of the season). In other news, Tom Cruise is to become father,
it's Halloween season and Bird flu is the panic of the moment. This is how we
Pulled Britney's Bra Off?
New Diet Starts Today: The Eat Only Stuff The Size Of Your Fist Diet
Halloween Trick or Treat Forecast (Scarecast)
Mystery Hollywood 'Bra Snapper' About To Be Unmasked?
Wilma Is Sure Making My Bedrock', Reporting Live From The Scene
Iron Man Championship To Add 'Chickens Stuffed Down Trousers' Stage
OF THE LIVING DEAD: THE MUSICAL (VIDEO DOWNLOAD)
of Book Charting History of Refco To Remove Chapter 11 As 'Sign of Respect'
Cruise, Katie Holmes, Another Apology
Ten Things To Do With A Scratched Apple Nano iPod
2005... Hurricane Season 2005 is one of the worst ever for the USA with Hurricane
Rita threatening the Gulf of Mexico again, thankfully not delivering what it could
have. But the fallout from Hurricane Katrina sees the sacking of the head of FEMA.
In lighter news, Britney Spears had a baby boy, Kate Moss was spotted apparently
taking cocaine, and the head of FEMA was replaced. This is how we reported the
Spears To Name Baby Boy 'Billy Joe Jim Bob'?
Special: Our Poets Are Inspired By Dick Cheney's Knees
Orders Arrest Of Rita Rudner
Rice's Reply to George Bush's Bathroom Break Note Found
Bush To Interrogate Self Over Hurricane Katrina Response
Moss Latest: Banks To 'Remain Loyal'
The Nominations For The Next Head Of FEMA Are...
Ten Reasons VHS is Still Better Than DVD
Election: Hung Bundestag To Be Controlled By 'Unsociable Democratic Party'?
TV Series: World War Two At Four Times Normal Speed
2005 will forever be remembered as the month in which Hurricane Katrina destroyed
New Orleans. Clearly, at this time we couldn't think of any jokes about that...
so we joked instead about... Sean Combs who announces his fourth professional
name change this time to Diddy, a tenth planet is discovered further out than
Pluto, Dukes of Hazzard, the movie, reaches cinemas around the world, Emenem pulls
out of his European tour and is then admitted to hospital, John Bolton is appointed
by president Bush as ambassador to the UN and ...
To Our 2005 'What Shall We Call Sean Combs This Time' Competition
In Uproar Over Sean Combs' Latest Name Change To Diddy
Industry To Introduce Aggressive, Smoking-Like, Warnings Against Copying Part
1 and Part 2
Katrina Downgraded To Katie
Bush Appoints Cliff Claven As US Ambassador To United Nations
To Air 'Playing It Gay', New Reality Show
Cancels European Tour: Read His Sick Note Here
Discovers Einstein's Forgotten Shopping List
Daisy Duke Fan Club To Sponsor 'Big Boobies War' Contest
July 2005 it was a horrible month for Londoners with the worst terrorist atrocity
since the Second World War, we mostly steered clear of that story for obvious
reasons. Elsewhere in the news, Bob Geldof's Live 8 concert to raise awareness
of poverty in Africa and put additional pressure on the G8 leaders (meeting in
Scotland) was a sensational success. The next book in the Harry Potter series
hit the bookshelves, and the new Charlie and the Chocolate factory opened in cinemas
worldwide. This is how we reported it...
You Put Your Full Home Address On werenotafraid.com?
Potter and the Half-Blood Prince: JK Rowling's Character Notes Discovered
Your George W Bush G8 'Uhm's' Souvenir Audio File Here
Filled Cell Phone Ring Tone Popular With Under 10's
Anonymous Condemn Charlie and Chocolate Factory Movie
Phone Technology Latest: Introducing In-Message Audio
Most Annoying MP3 Comedy Ring Tones FREE!
June 2005, Maria Sharapova sets a new world grunting volume record at Wimbledon,
Deep Throat (the famous Watergate informer) is named, Michael Jackson is acquitted
of child abuse charges after the jury takes 6 days to reach a verdict and Russell
Crowe is arrested for an incident in a hotel with a phone... This is how we reported
Mark Felt Was Deep Throat. Search Goes On For Identity of Other 70's Informers
Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini' Now So Small It Can't Be Seen
Crowe Defended By Telephone Sex Lovers
Jackson Jury Told: 'Stop Building Up Your Role In Inevitable Movie'
Jackson's New Top Ten 'Don't Do It Again' List
Fueled Beach Games Number One,
Four and Five
STORY OF THE MONTH: Maria
Sharapova 'Scream' Cell Phone Ring Tone Now Available
May 2005, Laura Bush made a strange public speech in which see seemed to be auditioning
for Saturday Night Live, George Lucas released Revenge of the Sith, pictures of
Saddam Hussein in his underpants circulated, Newsweek got a story wrong and was
forced to retract it, George W Bush went on tour in Europe and Paris Hilton got
engaged to a guy named Paris... you couldn't make that up, but we made the stuff
below up anyway...
In Midst Of Comedy Terrorism Hack-Attack
Ten Things Thrown At George W Bush During His Current European Tour
Laura Bush Joke Book Collection
of the Sith - Our First Pre-Watch Critical Review (including alleged spoilers)
Nation's To Back Plans To Make 'April Fools Day' A Whole Month in 2006
Newsweek Retractions and Apologies
Vader In His Underpants
World's Least Sexy Vegetables Revealed (with Pictures)
Hilton Engaged To Paris Latsis, Our News Imagineers Tell Us What To Expect
April 2005, Pope John Paul II, one of the longest ever serving Pope's, died. Britney
Spears revealed she was pregnant, after considerable speculation. And the release
of one of the most anticipated movies of recent times, Star Wars 3, Revenge of
the Sith, is only a couple of weeks away...
Churches Don't Have Enough Room if Everyone Wants to Turn Up
IS Pregnant - Get Your Britney Spears Preg-Pillow Here
A New Pope: News Agency Makes Cardinal Into Illegal Pirate Radio Station
of The Sith Error: Apology For Transposition of The Letter h
of The Sith Merchandising Special: The Official Popcorn Holder
Your Pirate Copy of Revenge of The Sith* Here!
Guide To The Galaxy Special: Enter Our Vogon
Britney Pregnant or Is She Just Wearing the new Britney Preg-Pillow?
Ten DVD Easter Eggs They Lied To Us About On The Internet
Ten Funniest 'Pet Named Lucky' Stories We Could Make Up
Rice Wishes She Hadn't Asked For Cricket Explanation
Details Of New Peter Pan Book Revealed
Is On To Find Ultimate Air Rock Band
Bush Snr and Clinton Sleep in 'Only Bed' Together On Tsunami Tour?
Plan To Reveal World's Funniest Joke On Radio Stations Friday
of Hokey Pokey Gives Middle East Best Hopes For Peace Yet
Jackson's Condition Improves To 'Very Very Iffy'
Book Reopens Controversy Over Final Resting Place of One of Hitler's Testicles
Bowl 39: Paul McCartney's Wardrobe Security Revealed
World's Funniest Valentine Cards Revealed - Number 1
Nude Pictures Of Naked Women and Just-Legal Girls
Bites Dog": How Headlines Have Changed Over 60 Years
W Bush Hosts G1 Conference
Ten Oscar Awards We'd Like To See