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Satire
Archive 2004
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Dec | |
The
most popular are here 21st
December - Winter Begins in England Arguing
has never been easier The
stories most clicked on for 2004 300
year Swiss tradition Welcome
to The Groany Awards 2004 Here
are your first five sheeps Real/
fake debate sweeps radio talk shows Christmas
TV highlights from around the world How
How How? | |
Nov | |
November
2, 2004 - US Presidential Elections It's
all over bar the shooting Techno
battery latest It's
all over for another four years Please
type in your account details What
the stars reveal Review:
Flaming feathery faux pas? Mystery
bidder remains unknown | |
October | |
A
multicolored city celebrates We
promise to return our pictures once legal action has been completed Martha
answers your questions Election
2004 Election
2004 Water
based lubritroversy A
World President Wrestling presentation He's
got a mouth and he's gonna use it Exclusive
Poll No
more wild eyed surprises next time | |
Sept | |
Class
action win in description battle
Battle
of the Bunny Rabbit Suits
Naked
election special - John Kerry tomorrow
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eeeEEeee eEeekKk honk! ...but
pain enthusiasts applaud new sport Home
Abong
Next
week: Are Al Qaeda butterflies causing the Florida Hurricanes using the method
of chaos theory? Whatever
did we do without them? Bush's
musicals past to come back to haunt him Fox
is first Network to call Bush winner (again) Competition
open to all Essays over 400 pages long Are
French Fries to be renamed Frances Fries? Who
will die in their first cyber match up? | |
August | |
Senior
organisers tell of long held fears that Olympic 'crowns' could be mistaken for
nests Vice
President Dick's real name is Richard We
hope you never get to see Dick Cheney like this Reporters
enjoy lull before media storm "Zzzzzziiiijjjjjjj
ying-wwwwwwwweeeee!" Ice
cream sales are down by 25% John
Kerry finally gets his own spin-off | |
July | |
The
VagiMon©™ will revolutionise Internet Porn "I'm
going on holiday to France", says US voter
Sharapova
Nude? What do our readers say? It's
still all right Mamma Macy's
spoof First
phase of race ends in crack humiliation No
holds barred debating championship Sharapova
Nude? What do our readers say? How
naughty can you be with strict filtering on? We
calculated his naughtiness US
President in apparent double gay glee "Backwards
Satanic messages to be heard once more, and for the first time in digital quality" | |
June | |
NSFW/NSFH
- Do not try this anywhere!
There's
still no I in team (They're
German planes...)... Thought:
Will you give 100% at work today? "A
man works down the chip shop swears he's Ronnie" "Delegates
don't want to be weighed down by useless advertising" says organiser | |
| Our solemn tribute for the 60th Anniversary of D Day | |
May | |
"Not
all hacking is bad", claims sect "The
US will not be insensitive to Iraqi needs any longer" Push
down and twist again like we did last summer Just
when you thought it couldn't get any worse Users
welcome 1998 levels of productivity Repeat
of 2000 Elections assumed News
cycle confused our earlier story | |
April | |
Tell
us your views and don't win a prize
There
is still time to nominate your favourite Star
eats fruit in latest video Seal
Cull 2004 - The Cod Strikes Back Will
it be a Flintstone Olympics? | |
March | |
Latest
web site launches to screams Each
day a new squirrel! Latest
Survey Details | |
Feb | |
Want
to lose weight? Just scream! AWOL
President 14th
February 2004 wishes to lovers and others JFK
2 vs GB 2 Source:
"This is not an overreaction" | |
| Jan | |
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Organiser
admits to Public / Private area confusion Launch
of our Dirty Election 2004 Coverage Offers
no other newspaper dare offer "Did
you just say you had a bomb in your bag?" Get
cheap movies without having to bend down The
real Sound of Silence One's
blind, the other's deaf, and together they're getting away with murder |
Spam
Our
Nude Jennifer Lopez Pictures Lead To Legal Action
Who
Won The Second Presidential Debate? A Pro Wrestling Special
Fox
News Confirms George W Bush Wins 2004 Presidential Election
Dick
Cheney May Have Hurricane Named After Him
Get
Your Saddam Hussein Arraignment Hearing Suit Here