NOT SAFE FOR GROTTO'S
snob goes to pornville
may have four wheels now, but he's still only gonna use one of them
urinal etiquette: Three shakes good, eight shakes bad?
you need to show your support, only buying tacky trinkets will do"
40 years of publishing heaven
lunch 'Exorcist' threat
it a McDisgrace, or just a bit of fun?
your stars guide you
is the season to be scary
promises users can decorate 'their face with lip cushions!'
New, It's Retaliatory Reality French TV!
says: "We want to take the world's whiskers by surprise"
Nude? You decide - Yes or No?
Flying Steaks over London
ice cream to launch anyway
Tits set to join Tit family
fight to cash in on latest original format
have the sign, you decide
the delayed release of movie 'Collateral Damage' led us to discover a larger cover-up
not empty bottles, it's bottles filled with air"
University of the Bigger Penis tells you how
seemed like a great way to make $2mn"
had a good run but now its time to move on"
us be your spam butler. What do you want to get today?
dropping like flies at Hogwarts
the ancient art of butt study help in Iraq?
arms inspectors found salt and pepper at some sites
only does it save money, you can also live longer
up with getting emails to enhance your penis?
extreme sport is ready to hit the airwaves this Summer
were wrong. You are the greatest president in history
am so angry I could spit, says 89 year old
Iraq headache starts here
all over. Comical Ali is not here
pizza will be there before you put down the phone
sand storm in history doesn't have an icon, shock
to get 'Most Annoying Nation' status
the White House hesitate before denying this rumor?
photogenic animals the only way to save human shield?
had finger on button and wasn't afraid to use it
stupidity masking Bush's great intellect?
President, Dick, says he has no regrets
of Darkness to replace Emperor of Evil, says copywriter
to sing classics from America's finest news source
is making nick-knock sound, says intelligence service