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Satire
Archive 2003
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Dec | |
WARNING:
NOT SAFE FOR GROTTO'S TV
spooftigation A
snob goes to pornville He
may have four wheels now, but he's still only gonna use one of them | |
Nov | |
#77 | Public
urinal etiquette: Three shakes good, eight shakes bad? "When
you need to show your support, only buying tacky trinkets will do" Celebrating
40 years of publishing heaven Pub
lunch 'Exorcist' threat Is
it a McDisgrace, or just a bit of fun? |
Oct | |
#76 | Let
your stars guide you Halloween
is the season to be scary Ad
promises users can decorate 'their face with lip cushions!' It's
New, It's Retaliatory Reality French TV! |
Sept | |
#75 | Company
says: "We want to take the world's whiskers by surprise"
Britney
Nude? You decide - Yes or No? Unidentified
Flying Steaks over London Unofficial
ice cream to launch anyway New
Tits set to join Tit family |
| August | |
| #74 |
SODIUMBLIAFLION
TABLETS Networks
fight to cash in on latest original format We
have the sign, you decide How
the delayed release of movie 'Collateral Damage' led us to discover a larger cover-up |
| July | |
| #73 |
"It's
not empty bottles, it's bottles filled with air" The
University of the Bigger Penis tells you how "It
seemed like a great way to make $2mn" "He's
had a good run but now its time to move on" |
| June | |
| #72 |
Let
us be your spam butler. What do you want to get today? They're
dropping like flies at Hogwarts World
exclusive picture Can
the ancient art of butt study help in Iraq? |
| May
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#71 |
UN
arms inspectors found salt and pepper at some sites Not
only does it save money, you can also live longer Fed
up with getting emails to enhance your penis? New
extreme sport is ready to hit the airwaves this Summer |
| Apr | |
| #70 |
We
were wrong. You are the greatest president in history I
am so angry I could spit, says 89 year old The
Iraq headache starts here It's
all over. Comical Ali is not here |
| Mar | |
| #69 |
Your
pizza will be there before you put down the phone Worst
sand storm in history doesn't have an icon, shock France
to get 'Most Annoying Nation' status Did
the White House hesitate before denying this rumor? |
| Feb | |
| #68 |
Are
photogenic animals the only way to save human shield? Editor
had finger on button and wasn't afraid to use it Is
stupidity masking Bush's great intellect? |
| Jan | |
| #67 |
Vice
President, Dick, says he has no regrets Tenor
to sing classics from America's finest news source |