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Satire
Archive 2002 | |||||||||
| Dec | |||||||||
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Season's
greetings, without the trimmings "Sister's
Miss World day serves as a reminder how far we have come" Another
group of unfortunates to help this Christmastide
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| Oct | |||||||||
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Got
an impossible terrorist situation for us to solve? 99.99999%
Yes vote after all, but still better than 99.97% last time
It's
got to be on screen, you've got to be talking to camera | |||||||||
| Sept | |||||||||
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Star
hides haird under bald wig, says journalist Zeer-ox
name is the problem, says management accountants | |||||||||
| Local
community shrugs collective shoulders, waits for video | |||||||||
| August | |||||||||
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"Bless
my soul, what's a wrong with me?" Elvis
25yrs, Marilyn Monroe 40yrs, Princess Diana 5yrs, August 2002 "Friday
will see my Elvis cheese go on the market" "When
she eventually turns up her advice is good" | |||||||||
| July | |||||||||
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It's
not just about bull and bear markets | |||||||||
| "We
will refer to Big Macs and chicken nuggets without smirking" Is
life just a musical with a bad score? I
just can't see the conjunction anymore, says distraught mystic | |||||||||
| June | |||||||||
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Technicians
to reduce force of fountain to stop injury "We
thought they were getting slower, then they stopped" | |||||||||
| May | |||||||||
| April | |||||||||
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Who
they are, where to find them, what do they do? | |||||||||
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