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16th December 2018

He Sits Askew

by Gary Smith

Who is this old person sitting in front of me? Why is he sitting askew. Askew? From me. That's the right word isn't it? Sideways on? Surly man. Laughing in my face like that. I'll shut him down. Just like they do on the wrestling.
Does he think he is the chairman of the board? He looks old. I could pick him up and slam him. Or get someone else to do it.
I won't though because I'm the President and it's unbecoming of my office. Maybe I can get someone else to do it? Have to employ someone beefy. Note to self.

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